Why doesn't Howard fire anybody?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Aug 12, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Really.. Benjy is an unfunny, loser that is always late and makes everything about him.
    Tim S is a foul, asshole...if anyone shit in the bathroom like he did, they would be gone.
    JD is nothing but a marble mouth...funny how Howard views him like a son.
    Lisa G should have been fired over that dumb Sweet and Greet.
    And Ronnie, he is no more of a body guard that I am.

    Who did I miss?
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Oh yes, and Howard's fucking shrink...10 years, 4 times per week and that asshole Howard still isn't cured??
     
  3. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    Shuli.....duh
     
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    Howard wants to be seen as a "good guy."

    [video=youtube;ugaJ-mDjm7U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugaJ-mDjm7U[/video]
     
  5. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Excellent Ilovebacon. Will Howard keep his mom's corpse in the attic when she is dead, and dress up in her clothes when she is dead? I'm thinking YES.
     
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    TaTa Toothy New Member

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    Because if he can't get qualified people to fill those jobs for minimum wage.
     
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    Gary fucking sleeping at work. Robin refusing to come into the office.
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Fear of a tell all book?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    he has them fired them clandestinely



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  10. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    No, they have all signed non-disclosures.
     
  11. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    what if the shit some of them know about is illegal? i don't think a non-disclosure prevents you from talking to the cops.
     
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    Howard hires incompetent people so he can pay them poorly.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    And b/c they will suck up b/c they don't want to lose their job.
     
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    Even if he could find some poor bastard to take the shitty pay, then he'd have to get used to them being there. Howard is too lazy to mix things up like that. He even kept a raging heroin addict on the show for as long as he possibly could out of the fear of having to do more work.
     
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    Don't you think Howard would sue any of his staff that wrote a book?
     
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    Non-disclosure baby!!
     
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    I think its more accurate to say howard forces people out...like KC, cabby, the news guy with the big cock, I already forgot his name and so on. Hes clandestine about it, in other words a sneaky shit.
    He could have brought back jackie so his inaction was a passive aggressive way of firing him
     
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    I'm still trying to figure why they hired him in the first place. He came in dead last in the Get John's Job contest with a pathetic 1.52% of the vote.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard "i've fucked with so many careers"