Stern Show Why doesn't Howard live like this? La Dolce Vita

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    but I am biased I'm Italian.

    PERSHING 82 feet - 52 miles per hour! $6,900,000 This is what real men do with $$$ > But i'm biased I'm Italian. This almost billionaire fag can only talk about his pasta eating wild side. his fucking pasta eating wild side! what a fag!
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    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    I've said it before and ill say it again

    a man of howards means who does not own a boat or yacht is NOT, I repeat NOT a real man.

    I'm no millionaire, but I live right by a lot of water in seattle. I am a man, so by rule of law have a boat for said water.

    this is why I bust my ass. for days like this.

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    Because he's afraid of everything. Same reason he owns about 300 M in homes but never leaves them. Unless it's a-list.

    He's a fugazi.
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Yeah, why work that hard and not end up living like the above?!!!

    If his shrink was worth his salt, he'd tell the Wig to STFU, find a better wife, pack it up, and move to the French Riviera.
     
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    Julianne Hough frolicking yesterday on a yacht! youre welcome Oh shes a mormon? world has changed

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    Howard is afraid of everything water, sharks, pirates, etc. - he would never own a boat.

    Also, does Howard spend any big money on anything frivolous? He probably rationalizes his home purchases as investments.
     
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    I like et way better than the squirrel.
     
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    Thanks, R!!!

    ET is muh Queen of Diamonds.

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    My uncle works at the Azimut Factory in Genoa.
     
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    beautiful!!!
     
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    I went out with my uncle once on a test of an azimut 86s. if you anchor by a beach the women swim up to the yacht! and i mean these are 10's! its like they instinctively know that this is what it takes to get on board. monogamy at this level = impossible!

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    pussy can smell out money like a leach can smell out blood
     
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    its like they know!!! I cant emphasize that enough!! I mean my dad had this shitty 12 foot wooden motor boat in our city down south and i could have my pick of dumb English chicks! and i mean this boat was an embarrassment. when girls go to the beach they go to play. and a yacht and its multi millionaire owner is the ultimate toy for these chicks.
     
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    Because his mom and dad raised a ...

    PUSSYWHIPPED ASSHOLE MOMMASBOY.
     
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    He can always borrow Robin's boat.
     
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    this^^^

    if I had my boat when I was single I would be smashing pussy like crazy. once word got out that I bought a decent sized boat, ex;s were sending me messages asking for rides in the summer time. if i was a weaker man i would have been smashing some of that. a couple of those chicks were really hot, but super nutty.
     
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    Howard has hobbies he doesn't discuss on the air.
     
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    can I like this 10X?
     
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    knitting?
     
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