Why dogs are so fucking great

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  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Incredibly stressful day for both me and Mrs. Estocada. Conference calls, appointments, just wall to wall bullshit. Anyway, to help out, I offer to make dinner-just Salisbury steaks and mac and cheese, kind of shit a man can cook.

    Anyway, my two dogs watched me chop the onions, add spices, form the patties, etc. You would have thought they were witnessing creation itself. As I made the mac and cheese, they were just enraptured.

    So of course I make them a salibury steak each, with plenty of gravy and onions over their regular food, with a bite of mac and cheese as a palate cleanser. Profound joy in dog land, with smacking, burping and contented farting sure to follow later.


    Man's best friend.
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Dogs > cats

    There is no denying this.
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    Their meat is very tender too.
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jump :doh:
     
  5. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Those have got to be two happy dogs after having Salsbury steak & gravy for supper.
     
  6. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    I got both. :dontknow:
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    My dogs are the best but my barn cats are pretty fuckin' cool too. They always hang around anytime I do work on the property. Just a cat shout out.
     
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    My daughter moved out this weekend and left her dog. So I guess I'm back in the dog ownership club.
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

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    yes, also delicious.
     
  10. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    because we suck, so dogs have to make up for us.
     
  11. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    What's wrong now, fagtronic?
     
  12. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    ever have dog for dinner?

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  13. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Probably so, cause I've eaten in some hell holes. But, no, I've never ordered it.
     
  14. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Gotta agree with this..Love my dogs..Put a ceiling in a guys basement today and spent half the day playing with his dogs


    BTW..I have to coolest fuckin cat ever too
     
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    My cat thinks he's a dog, loves to ride in a vehicle, comes when you whistle for him, scratches at the door to go out to poop. Best of both worlds and he doesn't slobber.
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Nothing loves like a dog though
     
  17. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    We had a cat that was apparently part bobcat once. Bigger than other cats, with a naturally bobbed tail. He was very gentle but he had a strong pimp hand with the other neighborhood cats. Always went outside to do his business, was all fuck that about a litter box.
     
  18. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Here's why dogs rule.


    What's better than a dead squirrel on your welcome mat?

    Half a dead squirrel on your welcome mat.
     
  19. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Don't feed dogs onions.

    [h=3]Onions and Garlic[/h]Onions and garlic in all forms -- powdered, raw, cooked, or dehydrated -- can destroy a dog's red blood cells, leading to anemia. That can happen even with the onion powder found in some baby food. An occasional small dose is probably OK. But just eating a large quantity once or eating smaller amounts regularly can cause poisoning. Symptoms of anemia include weakness, vomiting, little interest in food, dullness, and breathlessness
     
  20. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    You shouldn't let dogs eat onions, for reals. Not good for them. Chocolate too.