Why don't they make Baby-bottle nipples in the shape of ladies titty-nipples?

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    They're quite a bit different in size & shape.


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    This was not already posted on Twitter by someone else. Confirmed.
     
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    When a woman nurses a baby, her nipples change shape :rolleye:
     
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    Never to the Length & width of the Baby Bottle Nipple
     
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    It depends on the baby's lips and tongue...
     
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    Dude.
     
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    This is a legit question. I want to know too
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    unless you're dating a Baboon
     
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    why wouldn't they just take a mold of an average ladies boob, and turn that into a massed produced rubber nipple ?
     
  11. Mur

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    Baby bottle looks more like a cow udder. :fil: