Discussion in 'The Bar' started by fatroider, Dec 20, 2011.
Why are they called apartments?
jumbo shrimp ~ george carlin
You stole that joke from a comedian and you didn't even get it right.
Why do they call them islands?
Why aren't they called notwaters?
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way to go Matlock.
why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
I don't think they did. It wouldn't make any sense if they did.
how come we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway
I wish they did make it that way Fatty, maybe then my wife and unborn child would still be alive.
I read that they were given a lot of speed before their flights.
why don't they call it Roundtine?
Stick to gifs.
I know that was a Seinfeld reference. You just butchered the fuck out of it.
In a water landing the seat on a plane becomes a floatation device, why can't the plane become a boat?
It's actually a reference to a shitty Chris Rock movie where every shitty comedienne stole that joke.