Why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box?

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  1. fatroider

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    Why are they called apartments? :dontknow:
     
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    jumbo shrimp ~ george carlin
     
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    You stole that joke from a comedian and you didn't even get it right. :lol:
     
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    Why do they call them islands?
    Why aren't they called notwaters?
     
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    Negative rep given. :hhh:
     
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    way to go Matlock.
     
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    why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
     
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    Matlock.gif
     
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    I don't think they did. It wouldn't make any sense if they did. :derp:
     
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    how come we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway
     
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    I wish they did make it that way Fatty, maybe then my wife and unborn child would still be alive. :rip:
     
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    I read that they were given a lot of speed before their flights. :pilot:
     
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    why don't they call it Roundtine?
     
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    Stick to gifs. :facepalm:
     
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    I know that was a Seinfeld reference. You just butchered the fuck out of it. :mad:
     
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    In a water landing the seat on a plane becomes a floatation device, why can't the plane become a boat?
     
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    It's actually a reference to a shitty Chris Rock movie where every shitty comedienne stole that joke.