Why don't you say grace before each meal?

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    You're suppose to thank God for the food you are about to eat.
     
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    I don't believe in God.
     
  3. Lucky Pierre

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    Those office scenes were filmed at my high school. True story.
     
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    I thank myself because i provided the food, not God.
     
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    "God helps those who help themselves" which basically means God is willing to take credit for all the hard work you do.
     
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    I don't that god, I thank Jesus.

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    Jesus invented eggplant parm.

    Good guy.
     
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    you made jesus your bitch
     
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    I say grace, go get my fucking lasagna
     
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    liar
     
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    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    We do at dinner but, :secret: when teh kids aren't there we don't
     
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    We say Grace after the meal, when we are sure my cooking hasn't killed anyone, or given them the shits.
     
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    I don't believe in "God", but if he buys the groceries, and cooks the food, I would certainly thank him...Especially if he does the dishes...I hate that part the worst...
     
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    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    In Shiv's house they save the prayer for after the meal and right before they scratch off the Monopoly ticket that came with it.
     
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    :funny:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I paid for the dam food so I thank meself.
     
  20. Lucky Pierre

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    interesting

    a lot of parents are like this.... exposing their religion of choice to their kids, hoping they grow up with it as a part of their lives, yet they themselves could not give a fuck about those same beliefs.

    Howard Stern's parents made him to to temple every Saturday until he was 13, yet they never went, etc.

    Such a strange contradiction. On one hand, "Son, this is important stuff, I really want you to believe in it" followed by, "No fucking way I'm going with you to listen to that crap, count me out".