Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lucky Pierre, Oct 24, 2012.
You're suppose to thank God for the food you are about to eat.
I don't believe in God.
Those office scenes were filmed at my high school. True story.
I thank myself because i provided the food, not God.
"God helps those who help themselves" which basically means God is willing to take credit for all the hard work you do.
I don't that god, I thank Jesus.
Jesus invented eggplant parm.
you made jesus your bitch
I say grace, go get my fucking lasagna
We do at dinner but, when teh kids aren't there we don't
We say Grace after the meal, when we are sure my cooking hasn't killed anyone, or given them the shits.
I don't believe in "God", but if he buys the groceries, and cooks the food, I would certainly thank him...Especially if he does the dishes...I hate that part the worst...
In shitty's house they save the prayer for after the meal and right before they scratch off the Monopoly ticket that came with it.
I paid for the dam food so I thank meself.
a lot of parents are like this.... exposing their religion of choice to their kids, hoping they grow up with it as a part of their lives, yet they themselves could not give a fuck about those same beliefs.
Howard Stern's parents made him to to temple every Saturday until he was 13, yet they never went, etc.
Such a strange contradiction. On one hand, "Son, this is important stuff, I really want you to believe in it" followed by, "No fucking way I'm going with you to listen to that crap, count me out".