Why go to Mars? This guy nails it

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Let's get the comb over jokes out of the way... but Dr. Robert Zubrin kills it when it comes to Mars

     
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    Mars...no oxygen, but safer than Detroit
     
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    Send Obama to Mars, one way trip.
     
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    He's a regular guest on Coast to Coast AM. A much better show than Wiggy's
     
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    Cool story.
     
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    But we'll Santa's help to get there. [​IMG] P
     
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    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    Would you go to Mars if you had a bunch of hot chicks with you, and everything you need to build a life? The catch: one way ticket.
     
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    Am I able to orgy with said hot chicks?
     
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    Two words

    Martian pussy
     
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    Actually all three reasons he provides can be better/easier achieved by rovers not manned flight.
     
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    49 minutes? :pie:
     
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    :no:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Would I be able to get the broadcasts of Chicago Bears' games? Because I hope not.
     
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    Pia Zadora was in the 1964 film version (she played one of the kids).
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    No Reggies on Mars. No sand Reggies on Mars.

    I finally be alone with my books. And by books I mean hard drives and hard drives full of porn.
     
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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Can't listen now. By "killing it" does he conclude we should just save the cash and throw parties with it?
     
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    Yes.
     
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    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    You can block that channel if you want.
     
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    By the time the signal gets to you, the team will already be on their third different offensive coordinator.

    I believe that particular plotline was cut from Interstellar.
     
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