Why hasn't Beth changed her surname?

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  1. blottomsup

    blottomsup Well-Known Member

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    I'm interested in theories as to why Beth hasn't changed her surname from Ostrosky to Stern.

    Does Beth believe that keeping Ostrosky as her surname supports that she is famous in her own right, not because of her relationship with Howard?

    I can't think of any other reason...
     
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    balloon knot Well-Known Member

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    she's too busy with her fur babies
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Saves paperwork at inevitable divorce.
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    She selectively uses Stern

    I think her book tour was all as Beth Stern
     
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    "It's a whole thing"
     
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    Gold diggers never do because they know they will get divorced when they can cash out big. Too much of a hassle changing it back and forth.

    Just divorce and collect and drop the old guys name. No hassle.
     
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    it's a "whole thing"...
     
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    it's a "hole" thing
     
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    Cuz she's not really married?
     
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    She dosen't want her IMDB (sick) record to get messed up.
     
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    She believes she's known by that name. :p
     
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    Might be on to something... Is gay marriage legal in New York?!?
     
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    It's a pain in the ass to change everything over to a married name. Beth is too lazy to do it and Howard is too cheap to hire an assistant to do it for her.
     
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    Because she doesn't know the definition of "surname."
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Because she doesn't love her husband.
     
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    She uses Stern
     
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    this
     
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    Because the WOMAN changes her name,maybe a better question would be why hasnt HOWARD changed his name
     
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    .....
     
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