WTF Why hasn't drive-thru pizza become a thing?

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  1. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    I'm shocked one of or all the Big 3 pizza chains haven't added the ability to order and pick up a pie or two right from the comfort of your driver's seat.

    Lots of missed opportunity there.
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    most likely because why go to a drive-thru when they will deliver it to your house for you? :doh:
     
  3. bryan324

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    I design Little Caesar's all over the country and a lot of them have started going in spots with a drive-thru. We did a Domino's with one as well but they stopped utilizing it after a few months.
     
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    Mr Sinister Gold

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    What if they drove you threw the drive through
     
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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    there is a chain that has drive thru pizza by the slice, forget the name but i used to live near one in Tampa
     
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  6. BrulesRules

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    I'll call Baltimore Mike for an uber ride.
     
  7. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits I don't rite so good. Gold

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    The question is why doesn't McDonalds deliver to my house.
     
  8. BrulesRules

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    don't worry, I'm sure if you become a Prime member Amazon will be delivering cheeseburgers soon.
     
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    Pizza Hut has a ton of the combo drive throughs with either Taco Bell, LJS, or KFC.
     
  10. Ta Ta Toothy

    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Maybe it's because they can't fit a large pizza box through a car window?
     
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  11. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    If you think that it's fun fetching dropped change and your bean burrito from the drive-through roadway, just imagine the fun that a scorching hot pizza will present as a poorly paid pizza employee tries to pass that a large, unwieldy pizza box to you through a drive-through window. Would you like red sauce and pineapple all over your leather interior?
     
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    We have a little caesar's in what used to be a bank. Their drive thru does big business.
     
  13. The Booey

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    Axe, you, of all people, should recognize a billion dollar idea. Make it happen yourself. (And hope Chuck doesn't find out.)
     
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    Fat ass Americans too fucking lazy to even get out of their cars
     
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    how are these chain pizza joints still in business is the question
     
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    There is a Little Caesar's in my town. The drive through gets a ton of business. People in this little shitty town I live in think that Little Ceasar's is real pizza.

    :puke:
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    There was one up in Mpls years ago. Can't remember the name but they had square personal size pizzas you could get through the drive thru. Perfect size boxes for a little lunch pick up... they were always busy.
     
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    This motherfucker drives around Philly like the ice cream man. :lunch:

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    The Little Caesars in my area has a drive-thru window. We use it all the time.