Why hasn't stern visited our troops?

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    It's A long tradition at wartime that our celebrities make the effort to visit some bases and such. Where is this big time war supporter on this?
     
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    As soon as they come to the Hamptons he will invite them over to bowl a few frames.
     
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    He doesn't even like to fly to California, you expect him to go to the Mideast?!
     
  4. FishySausage

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    Because he's a vomit. And a pussy.
    And a self-centered zenophobic jackoff
     
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    He's planning on visiting Fort Cabo......
     
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    Can you imagine Howard in Afghanistan or Iraq? He'd be bringing along his own supply of beautiful soup and almonds. No military food for him.

    And imagine what the weather and rugged terrain in that part of the world would do to his wig!
     
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    if this is a real question, you sir are a moron!
     
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    He will send the troops a note and some beautiful eggplant parmesan.
     
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    he is a coward and cares only about himself.
     
  11. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Hamptons Howie in a warzone.... THAT'S funny...

    This is a guy who cowered in a car with locked doors while a homeless maniac spit on his woman we are talking about...
     
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  12. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    "I'd love to visit our troops, Robin, but I'm not sure they could focus on doing their jobs after seeing me."

    "Robin, to go I'd have to bring along Toni and I don't want to put her in danger."

    "Taking me down would be a huge coup for ISIS, Robin. I would need around the clock protection. I don't wanna put our troops in danger, Robin. "
     
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    One of the great things that happens when you accumulate wealth close to $1,000,000,000 is the opportunity to help others. You can do this through charities, volunteering, or forming foundations in your name that benefit thousands of people all over the world. With that kind of money you will have millions upon millions of dollars that you will never be able to spend that will simply sit in money market accounts till you die. To think that you could easily spend $20 million dollars helping others without hurting your own net worth is extremely empowering.

    Most of us would feel this great sense of joy by being able to help others will that kind of wealth. Not Howard. He proves that with all of that money you can still be extremely cheap and selfish. The only charity he talks about is a vanity project for his wife. The kicker is that he still solicits people to donate to that animal shelter. He could buy that entire pointless wing with Bianca's name on it and not even notice a change in his bank account.

    I have never seen someone with so much do so little for others. Oh I forgot, Howard says he tips really well at restaurants so I guess that makes up for it.
     
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    Exactly. Doesn't want to go to L.A even when it's a private plane with catered food!
     
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    He's a chicken shit that's scared of his own shadow.
     
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    I love to travel but, it get's tiring when you're at the mercy of the airlines.

    If I could fly a private jet everywhere, I would go somewhere every weekend.
     
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    I would have thought he would be in his element around a load of testosterone laden guys in uniform,he could be a real girl around them and talk penis's and anal ... at the very least Iam surprised he hasn't had a few of them on the show, to perhaps play games with some strippers or porn stars, to boost his celeb profile. Very surprised he hasn't done that actually, he wouldn't even need to leave the studio.
     
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    Why on earth do you think our troops would want to see wiggy?
     
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    He used to, before the show 'evolved' anyway, do competitions to take porn stars out on dates , I suppose they might be up for it, if it was something like that. Before the 'revolution' the show could be pretty fun,stern wasn't like the stern of today was he,soldiers probably would have been interested then.
     
  20. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    "We wanted to do something nice for the troops. So Sirius is sending Jason and J.D to Afghanistan to visit the troops. I couldn't make it Robin because Beth has a kitten charity event. But I did send along a beautiful note and a plate of cold cuts for the boys." *Burp*

    "Robin?"
     
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