Why hasn't that gin pickled bimbo started the evening thread yet

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gwarn1, Aug 2, 2012.

  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Wondering
     
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    hahaha
     
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    Explosive diarrhea and whooping cough could be a deadly combination, I'm warning you
     
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    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    I didn't think Wicked started many threads?
     
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    Thanks Tim Sabean.
     
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    She's a homeowner now. You best recognize
     
  8. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    The office fart got me tossed out of work for three days, shitting my pants might get e a two month sabbatical
     
  9. Engaged Chicken

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    Give her until 6:30. Then change the title of the thread. :c

    Two more minutes. :p
     
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    :lol:

    Who ratted you out? :umunch:
     
  11. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Nobody, I was running out of the office during a coughing fit right in front of the boss and a trainee, the trainee was eating a mango and everything. One squeezed out right at face level.

    The boss told me to go right to the doctor then called and said don't bother coming back this week
     
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    1. Is the boss a man or a woman?

    2. What did the trainee say? Did she finish her mango?

    3. What did you tell The Lady Gwarn about this incident?


    :umunch:
     
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    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    And was it obvious it was an accident? Or did you double over in a fit of laughter? :umunch:
     
  14. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    He asked her to pull his finger.
     
  15. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    1. A woman
    2. Not sure about the mango but I'd of thrown it out
    3. She laughed hysterically
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    It was obvious, when you cough you can't hold anything in, most women with this piss their pants
     
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    Getting her fuck on in every room of the new house.
     
  18. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Must of stocked up at the costco
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    Yes, so I've heard. :coffee:
     
  20. Chaos

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    Has the gin pickled bimbo showed up yet?