WTF Why haven't beds been built to withstand sex?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You figure by now they'd redesign it to have some more give for the rocking. Over time it feels like it's gonna break and starts squeaking
     
  2. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Because there's too many people as it is.
     
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    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    Nothing to do with you being a fat pig
     
  4. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Who needs beds? I'm waiting for them to create handles for the wife on the bathroom sink.
     
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    Maybe Mrs shitty loosened the bolts so that she can say no, she doesn't trust that the bed is safe enough for sex.
     
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    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    You're not having sex shitty.
     
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    That's why you fuck on the couch or the floor or you take your wife or girlfriend, stand up and bend her over
     
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    Tell her she can suck your dick standing up.
     
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    Beds were made for 1-2-3- sex
     
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    Or maybe they were made for sleeping
     
  11. Mugsy

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    The beds are fine, the fat asses fucking on them is the problem.
     
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    Spring for a real bed frame not a cheapo one you get for free with mattresses.
     
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    Get some steel bed supports. My wife was freaked out by the bed squeaking when my mother-in-law moved in. And my advice to "channel her inner whore" fell on deaf ears.

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    Yep. If you don't buy you bed at ikea (or worse) you won't have any problems.
    I've never felt like I was going to break my bed (and we go at it!)
    But then again I'm 180 and the wife's like 115
     
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    captbill Well-Known Member

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    LOL! When i see a really fat, 400 lbs + each, I often say to my wife, "Can you imagine them in bed having sex?" :)

    That really pisses here off, which was the point of my comment in the first place. :haha:
     
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    you are not supposed to fuck your wife in the crib
     
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    @rhgoatcabin
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Sink sex is the best
     
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