Why Howard and Beth haven't had kids

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  1. Ipokesmot

    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Is it because homosexual jew cum won't conceive with retarded lazy eye horse eggs? Your thoughts...

    :whythelongface?: :oldspazz:
     
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    Let's see, she's 41 with shot ovaries and no chance of feeling completed except by the companionship that captive pets occasionally provide.

    And then there's the basic survival level cerebral function that wouldn't allow THESE genes anywhere near her intestines. Not even for an anchor baby...
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    Beth is something like 43. I don't think her fossilized eggs would work. They will have to adopt a black child, but for Howard it would have to be a gay black child.
     
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    It would suck having your own kid calling you "gramps"!
     
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    I'm willing to bet that Howard has a hard time getting an erection
     
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    Maybe because she hasn't been home since the moment she said "I do"?
     
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    Shivvy Unhinged

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    Beth has been very busy with her career :grad:
     
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    What on earth are you talking about? They are the epitome of loving parents...


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    Howard has eluded to that in recent shows. He said that when he masturbates it's "like pulling taffy." Combined with his peeing troubles and his age it's easy to believe that Howard suffers from some form of erectile dysfunction.
     
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    beth would be subjected to artificial insemination, redux alison
     
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    More like

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    not every woman wants children, i think being childless is fine with beth.
     
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    It's still not too late to corral a surrogate mare to birth their foal.
     
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    The first part may be true, but not having a baby is literally driving Beth crazy.
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    I have several friends who decided that they didn't want children. But at a certain age, they changed their minds. I have a feeling that it's the body making that call, not their minds.

    Beth and Howard's relationship took a predictable course for a Golddigger/Mark scenario: At first Howard was not going to marry Beth. Then he changed his mind and decided to marry her "so people would take her seriously". They discussed having children. Howard was clear about wanting no more children. Beth "agreed" with the caveat of if she got pregnant, there's no abortion.

    I'm guessing that there's a full court press now going on for Beth to procreate.

    Beth would like noting more than to be a mom with Molly Kimmel and Jennifer Aniston. The kitten schtick is probably wearing thin and she's dreaming of endless photo ops w Molly and Jen.

    A child would be a publicity prop. Nothing more.
     
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    Katie Lee Joel.
     
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    Inter-species breeding = science fiction.
     
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    Beth and Howard discussed this like mature adults before they got marriage, Howard didn't want any more children and Beth felt the same way. She is devoted to her work with animals. Even with great parents kids are unappreciative a**holes but animals always appreciate the care and attention they are given.
     
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    I agree.