Why Howard could never live in The Dakota

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Pictured here is the board package submitted by the Dakota’s most recent applicants.It includes years of tax documents and financial statements and requires the couple to pay thousands of dollars to submit themselves to investigation as well as a thorough background check.
    Completing this process is no guarantee of acceptance.

    There is no way on this fucking earth that Howard would ever let someone see his financial statements and assets.

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    Others denied approval have included Cher, Billy Joel, Madonna, Carly Simon, Alex Rodriguez, Judd Apatow and Tea Leoni.

    Howard said he never wanted to belong to club where an upstanding black man like Bill Joel wouldn't be accepted as a member.
     
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    Stern lives in a condominium not a co-op for that
    very reason.
     
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    Lennon is dead. So there is no chance for Howard to fuck and suck him.
     
  6. MutteringJohn

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    If John and Yoko tried to get into the building based on today's standards they would never had their application approved. With their crazy lifestyle and drug use most likely their application would have been rejected. Who knows, if John never lived there maybe he would still be alive.
     
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    I heard Gene Simmons got denied too, so evidently money isn't an issue....what do you have to do to get in? Just be old & quiet ?
     
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    rich too helps
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Wasn't Rosemary's Baby filmed there?
     
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    gotta be posh :golfclap:
     
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    Yes. Their apts are notorious for having secret passages connecting rooms, perfect for a horror flick..
     
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    yeah. it is a cool looking place. :)
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    It is. I'm going to read up on the history of that place. I'm curious when it was built.
     
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    i once walked by
     
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    I think it's interesting...they started building it in 1880 and finished it in 1884.
     
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    one of my favorite comic book characters lived in the penthouse of the Dakota.
     
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    It's way too classy for Howard's tastes. I could totally imagine the Norris family there, though.
     
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    I guess you didn't catch the news with Blobin today regarding the upcoming parole hearing of Chapman. The greatest songwriter ever? To each his own I guess
     
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    [video=youtube;fIcMQiyMQYQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIcMQiyMQYQ[/video]

    nice place alright
     
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    My 2nd wife's parents lived @ 15 w. 72nd st right next door
    and fabulous in its own right