Why Howard jerks the FoxNews penis so violently

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  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    Anyone figured out yet what the FoxNews connection is? He babbles about them nonstop. Hard to believe they would bother to advertise on his glorified cable access show, so the constant verbal masturbation about them has to either have some Buckwald angle (most likely), or Wiggy just met a bigwig at some party and became giddy over the fact.

    What we do know is this creep doesn't get out of bed unless you've got matza at the end of your dick, so there's undoubtedly some financial angle we're not seeing.

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    Because he is a conservative dressed in PC Hamptons/Hollywood clothing.
     
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    Calculated...5 steps ahead
     
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    Looks like a face of regret, guilt and severe depression. Almost feel bad for him.
    Calm down, I said Almost!
     
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    fox has threatened to release an expose' on his girls...Howard was a frequent critic of Rupert Murdoch until fox started running promos on air about the life and times of the stern girls, consequently, Howard has not uttered an unkind word about fox or Rupert
     
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    Its amazing how much Howard looks like his yenta mother.

    Has the countdown to his divorce from Beefus started yet?
     
  9. Omen

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    When was this?
     
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    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

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    late 1990's
     
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  11. Omen

    Omen Well-Known Member

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    I don't remember anything like that, they were kids then too
    You are crazy man
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    the Illuminati is never crazy...the date may have been the early or mid 2000's
     
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    :beer:
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    It's called hallucinations.
     
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    He's talked shit about fox for years, he's commented on how stupid and hot the chicks are on there for years. No conspiracy here...
     
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    According to Howard, he beats off to the female "newscasters"....you know the bimbos dressed in party clothes and the "going to the club" stilettos that pose as news anchors and pundits.
     
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    Haven't listened to the show in a long time, but he probably wants to fuck Sherpard Smith.
     
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    On DS, everything is a conspiracy from Don Buchwald's office
    :lol:
     
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    He's gotta be red bull can thick at the best.
     
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    Half woman, half donkey.
     
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