Why Howard will never retire .....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    [FONT=arial, sans-serif]Mother fucker can't afford to


    His carbon footprint is beyond measure
    literally


    Some of his numbers ......



    8,100 square foot penthouse = $15 million +
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    [FONT=arial, sans-serif]16,000 square foot 8 bedrooms 12 baths media room, wine cellar, bowling alley = $20 million +


    ALL FOR 2 PEOPLE AND A COUPLE OF CATS

    also

    helicopters to the Hampton,

    uses private jets,

    wife never wears the same dress twice,


    wife has massive purse collection

    wife has allegedly had face worked on more often then Mr Potato Head

    also howard his peace of shit parents and wife take limos everywhere



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    wonder how much his property taxes alone are???










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  2. Guts83

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    Marbles. It always boils down to marbles.
     
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Clearly he has spent a shit load of them already....

    I can only hope his horse wife leaves his ass and takes a shit load of that with her
     
  4. BethsZygote

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    fuck the marbles, he is too fucking narcissistic to not have a voice to his audience.

    Failing on TV today will make it impossible to get on TV later. AGT will extend Howards radio career 10+ years.
     
  5. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    You didn't throw in the three daughters.......They have to be "Maintained"
     
  6. CAPTAIN KIRK

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    This is why I pray Malone & NBC shit can him and he gets black listed by the industry & won't be able to afford his property taxes. Death to The Wig!!
     
  7. chapped

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    Wig Never, Malone Forever!!!
     
  9. sloth22

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    See, this is why his greed always seems strange : his expenses really aren't very high, and he could retire easily.

    When you look at people who have made hundreds of millions who go broke : yachts, cars, tigers, huge extravagant parties, world travel, art, dinosaur bones, private A list concerts, castles.

    Stern : He owns a couple expensive places outright. Goes on a vacation within the States maybe twice a year. Car service to/from his house. Expensive wardrobes for 2 people. It's really nothing considering his income. He must be putting 90% + in the bank.
     
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    Sirius needs to wise up. They have no competition for his services. Testicular radio isn't going to pay him. What else is he going to do? He needs an outlet. he doesn't want to spend all his time with that airhead Beth. The next contract they offer should be $5 mil a year, four days a week, six weeks vacation.
     
  11. chapped

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    dude the property taxes on those places must be nuts

    he has spent $35 million on two places to live... his budget for Sirius was $100 million for five years and his current deal is $80 million plus I wonder how much

    of that he actually gets...AFTER taxes... I can see why Riley will never get more then a few hundred dollars a week.. there is just no money in the budget for it

    and u cant forget the $15 million for AGT...
     
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    howcie will be bankrupt as soon as his show ends, his soon to be ex-wife, & the world ignore him for a few short years?
     
  13. sloth22

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    1) Budget was 100 million per year, not over 5 years. Conservatively let's say he pocketed half of that. 250 mil, plus the 150 in subscribers bonuses, plus 25 merger bonus.
    425 mil. And that's just the one 5 year period.
    2) You're vastly overestimating property taxes. His combined bill is probably in the hundreds of thousands.

    This is a VERY wealthy man whos major expense is buying his wife a few dresses and handbags. He'll be dead long before the money is gone, even if he lives to 120.
     
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    well fuck me
     
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    well now I won't be hiring X as my next cpa? this really sucks...............
     
  16. ClumpyStern

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    If money were the issue, he'd have been able to retire and live comfortably a long time ago, while still indulging every monetary impulse of his and of everybody else on his personal tab and still never be able to spend anything close to what he has saved.

    Unfortunately for the already ridiculously wealthy douchebag in the wig, he'll never be able to retire because having "FU money" doesn't mean shit when you're still perpetually psychologically dependent on public attention. It really has nothing to do with money at all. Anybody in his financial position could just drop out of public sight and live very happily for the rest of his life, but you can't do that shit when you're a dribble glass of self-esteem and self-worth that would be empty in 30 seconds without continual attention and adoration, even if it's only from AGT retards and MAFB and Bobo. He should take a lesson from Seinfeld and Chappell and two lessons from Larry David.
     
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  17. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
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  19. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    what chapter talks about 24,000 square feet of living space for 2 ppl?
     
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    thanks X but that doesn't file my tax forms next year?