Why I might pretend the sex I had on Friday never happened (Warning: Graphic)

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    I met a girl from an online dating site a few days ago, and we had sex. She's 39 and originally from South America, but seriously had an insane hot body and could pass as mid 20's. We were originally going to meet at a bar or something, but she said she was home alone and wanted me to come over. Of course, I obliged.


    After getting drunk and talking a bit, it was clear she wanted to fuck. I was extremely nervous and hesitant, but I wasn't about to turn down sex (2 years+ dry dammit). Que awkward conversation, starting with her:

    Her: "So...do you want to try?"
    Me: "Ummm...yeah"
    Her: "It sounds like maybe you don't want to? I don't want you to do anything you don't want to do"
    Me: "Nono, I do want to."
    Her: "Ok are you sure?"
    Me: "Yes"
    Her: "Ok...How do we start?"
    Me: "I don't know..."
    Her: "Do you want me to turn down the lights?"
    Me: "Sure"
    *she turns off all the lights*
    Her: "How's that?"
    Me: "Hm maybe a bit much"
    *she turns down the music*
    Me: "Nono, the music was fine"
    Her: "oh, you just fix the music and lights as you want so you're comfortable"
    *I turn the music up a bit again*

    ..we start making out.
    It started off OK, but I quickly realized how extremely experienced she was, and how extremely inexperienced I was. She was telling me to do this and that, fuck her from behind, lay down, get blown, etc.
    I felt way out of my comfort zone, and had no idea what I was doing.
    It hit me that I wasn't good enough. I felt ashamed, and suddenly wasn't digging it so much. It was really hard, because my mind was screaming at me that I was doing a terrible job and I should feel bad.
    We had sex for I don't know how long, and I ran out afterwards to catch the last bus home. I think she wanted me to spend the night for god knows what reason, but I felt that was a privilege I hadn't earned. If I had fucked her good and hard and left her pussy ravaged and body exhausted, then I could have slept there like a king. But I felt like a jester.


    I texted her when I got home and said something like "Im home thanks for tonight I had a lot of fun hope to see you again" and got a reply the next morning (this saturday).
    I still haven't looked at the message. I'm too afraid to face the harsh truth, that she will say something like "sorry garypagetwo I don't think it will work out between us", and I know it's because I was so terrible and awkward in bed. I mean we spoke for like 2 hours before having sex, so I know my face and personality got the green light.


    So the text has been on my phone for 2 days now. Every time I think about checking it, I chicken out. It's guaranteed bad news, and maybe it's best I just move forward and pretend it never happened.
     
  2. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    maybe next time :console:
     
  3. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Hey Gare I know some really good tips on getting over this

    Want me to help in a PM?
     
  4. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Gare, can you take a pic of the text and post it?

    We'll let you know if it's good or bad.
     
  5. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    no i haven't even checked it yet...
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You're gonna check it eventually. What better time than now. You need closure, broski.

    Don't be such a negative nelly.
     
  7. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    She was a whore wasn't she gary.

    you fucked a got sucked off by a whore.

    there was no eating at the y because she was a whore. And you don't do that to whores

    right gary?
     
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    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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  9. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Looking at the text is the first step towards being less of a humongous pussy. Once you do that, you can work on fucking her like a real man. You need to do this while you're young because at the current rate, by the time you get good at it, you'll be too old to attract hot South American poon. Man up.
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Gary how does it make you feel. She is talking to her girlfriends right now on how small your penis was

    and how bad in bed you were :(
     
  11. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    lol, just check it pussy
     
  12. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You're a big bear, gare. With claws and fangs.
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Look at the text Gary.

    Do it.
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner shivering.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Gare is money and he doesn't even know it.
     
  16. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    I don't need closer. I already know what it says. I don't need it reaffirmed.
    What if the message is negative, as I'm sure it is? It will just make me feel terrible about myself. I know I have a lot to improve on.
    ok gaylord whatever you say
    no
    thanks?
    It makes me legit anxious. I don't want to know what it says, I just want to forget it and move on.
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    You won't forget it. You will always wonder. Worst case scenario she tells you to lose her number, which you already think it is anyway.

    What if she says she had a good time? You weren't asking to see her again, or have a relationship. You were just being pleasant, and unless she is a total rude ditch pig, she probably responded in kind.
     
  19. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    hm ...I see what you're saying. Thank's for being so nice about this, VeeB :)
    It's 6:30am and I haven't slept. Maybe I should check it first thing when I wake up, then just go on with my day.
     
  20. Zyro

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    Here, I checked for you. You might want to look.

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