Why I Stormed Out Of Your Apartment

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  1. geo

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    Why I Stormed Out Of Your Apartment

    Dear Mr.X,

    I miss you..

    The last time we met, you told me you love me. But I havent had that courage to tell you that I love you just yet. I fear that it will become a mistake to tell you how i feel that soon. Deep down inside, you must know that the feeling is developing.

    I haven't heard from you since then. It has been three days since the last time we met and you didn't even tried to contact me. So, today... I contacted you simply because I don't believe that a guy should always make the move. I was happy that you picked up the phone even though deep down, I was angry at you because you didn't contact me.

    You immediately asked me to come by to your house. I could tell (or least, I thought) you missed me, too.

    I swung by to your place.. I brought some DVDs so we can watch it together. I had few expectations in my mind of your reaction when you see me. I might see your smile (the one that I have always loved about you).. and I figured you might wanted to kiss me when u saw me..

    Boy, was I so wrong..

    When I arrived, you just sat on the sofa watching the tv...
    You kissed me a few bits and you lied back down.

    You didnt care enough to look good for me. You didnt even shower and your behaviour was totally unacceptable.

    I am telling you this because I took an extra effort to look good for you. I wore that perfume you like because I like you, but now I know you don't fell the same.

    As I sat down in your hall, all these things began lingering in my mind...
    "who am i?"
    "what am i?"
    "what am i doing here?"
    "why did you want me to come here?"
    "do i mean anything to you?"

    And I saw you began focusing on the tv and not me, until I sighed and said "Im bored to death".

    You got up and sat next to me, and began kissing my neck... and as expected, you began grabbing my boobs. What the fuck had got into you? You ignored me for the past 45 minutes and made me feel like crap and then, you got up with that smelly shirt of yours and began grabbing my boobs? I was just lucky that you didn't smell like beer.

    I didnt care for you. I wanted to see how far would you go to notice that I was not alright that day.

    It came to my surprise that you noticed that something was wrong with me... It even suprised me more that upon learning that I was all stressed out, you got back focusing what was on tv.

    I smiled, that was all that I could do. I stared at you with this 10, 000 hidden meanings of smile and you smiled back at me, knowing that this smile was not meant for you.

    It was 3 hours later, i realized, you are not worth my time. Yes, I was a fucking idiot.. but then again, I waited because you were watching my DVD. I wanted the DVD back. So, I asked you a question, just so you could stop the player and keep the DVD back in its case.

    I stormed out your door after that and you didn't even stop me... I left your house feeling like my heart is swollen from the most agonizing pain ever.

    Now, you and your man-clueless-mind might be thinking why the fuck that I stormed out like that...
    1) Unlike men, women don't really like thier genatalia being touch when they are angry. That'll only work when they are horny.

    2) When you don't even care to look good for the girl you said "i love you" to, that will get the girl wonders if this is what it's going to be when the relationship got steady?

    3) When you notice that I was angry, and you do nothing about it, well, screw you and your selfish ass... If i don't mean that much to you to make me ok.. then storming out your door, would affect you as much.. :)

    And yes, it hurts me that you didnt even stop me but I'd rather be hurt now, than later, when I actually have fallen in love with you...

    I am sorry, that I was being so rude...but I had no choice. I needed to get out from your house. I am not your slut!!

    If my presence does not effect you as much, then my absence won't be much different.

    +++++++++++++++++++

    Yes... that's how it goes.. Si polan!! Screw you.. You're an ass who'll never make big money like she will... Tetibe emo.. Ye lah!! Harus.. Girlfrens stick together, what..
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    you have the power chriza, to make this thread epic. we speak your name.
     
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    This geo retard has been getting on my nerves alot lately.
     
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    ˙ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɥɔnɯ ǝq ʇ,uoʍ ǝɔuǝsqɐ ʎɯ uǝɥʇ 'ɥɔnɯ sɐ noʎ ʇɔǝɟɟǝ ʇou sǝop ǝɔuǝsǝɹd ʎɯ ɟı

    ¡¡ʇnןs ɹnoʎ ʇou ɯɐ ı ˙ǝsnoɥ ɹnoʎ ɯoɹɟ ʇno ʇǝb oʇ pǝpǝǝu ı ˙ǝɔıoɥɔ ou pɐɥ ı ʇnq˙˙˙ǝpnɹ os buıǝq sɐʍ ı ʇɐɥʇ 'ʎɹɹos ɯɐ ı

    ˙˙˙noʎ ɥʇıʍ ǝʌoן uı uǝןןɐɟ ǝʌɐɥ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ı uǝɥʍ 'ɹǝʇɐן uɐɥʇ 'ʍou ʇɹnɥ ǝq ɹǝɥʇɐɹ p,ı ʇnq ǝɯ doʇs uǝʌǝ ʇupıp noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɯ sʇɹnɥ ʇı 'sǝʎ puɐ

    ˙˙ɥɔnɯ sɐ noʎ ʇɔǝɟɟɐ pןnoʍ 'ɹoop ɹnoʎ ʇno buıɯɹoʇs uǝɥʇ ˙˙ʞo ǝɯ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ noʎ oʇ ɥɔnɯ ʇɐɥʇ uɐǝɯ ʇ,uop ı ɟı ˙˙˙ssɐ ɥsıɟןǝs ɹnoʎ puɐ noʎ ʍǝɹɔs 'ןןǝʍ 'ʇı ʇnoqɐ buıɥʇou op noʎ puɐ 'ʎɹbuɐ sɐʍ ı ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔıʇou noʎ uǝɥʍ (3

    ¿ʎpɐǝʇs ʇob dıɥsuoıʇɐןǝɹ ǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ ǝq oʇ buıob s,ʇı ʇɐɥʍ sı sıɥʇ ɟı sɹǝpuoʍ ןɹıb ǝɥʇ ʇǝb ןןıʍ ʇɐɥʇ 'oʇ "noʎ ǝʌoן ı" pıɐs noʎ ןɹıb ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ poob ʞooן oʇ ǝɹɐɔ uǝʌǝ ʇ,uop noʎ uǝɥʍ (2

    ˙ʎuɹoɥ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ ʞɹoʍ ʎןuo ןן,ʇɐɥʇ ˙ʎɹbuɐ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ ɥɔnoʇ buıǝq ɐıןɐʇɐuǝb ɹǝıɥʇ ǝʞıן ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇ,uop uǝɯoʍ 'uǝɯ ǝʞıןun (1
    ˙˙˙ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞıן ʇno pǝɯɹoʇs ı ʇɐɥʇ ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʎɥʍ buıʞuıɥʇ ǝq ʇɥbıɯ puıɯ-ssǝןǝnןɔ-uɐɯ ɹnoʎ puɐ noʎ 'ʍou

    ˙ɹǝʌǝ uıɐd buızıuobɐ ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ uǝןןoʍs sı ʇɹɐǝɥ ʎɯ ǝʞıן buıןǝǝɟ ǝsnoɥ ɹnoʎ ʇɟǝן ı ˙˙˙ǝɯ doʇs uǝʌǝ ʇ,upıp noʎ puɐ ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝʇɟɐ ɹoop ɹnoʎ ʇno pǝɯɹoʇs ı

    ˙ǝsɐɔ sʇı uı ʞɔɐq pʌp ǝɥʇ dǝǝʞ puɐ ɹǝʎɐןd ǝɥʇ doʇs pןnoɔ noʎ os ʇsnظ 'uoıʇsǝnb ɐ noʎ pǝʞsɐ ı 'os ˙ʞɔɐq pʌp ǝɥʇ pǝʇuɐʍ ı ˙pʌp ʎɯ buıɥɔʇɐʍ ǝɹǝʍ noʎ ǝsnɐɔǝq pǝʇıɐʍ ı 'uıɐbɐ uǝɥʇ ʇnq ˙˙ʇoıpı buıʞɔnɟ ɐ sɐʍ ı 'sǝʎ ˙ǝɯıʇ ʎɯ ɥʇɹoʍ ʇou ǝɹɐ noʎ 'pǝzıןɐǝɹ ı 'ɹǝʇɐן sɹnoɥ 3 sɐʍ ʇı

    ˙noʎ ɹoɟ ʇuɐǝɯ ʇou sɐʍ ǝןıɯs sıɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ buıʍouʞ 'ǝɯ ʇɐ ʞɔɐq pǝןıɯs noʎ puɐ ǝןıɯs ɟo sbuıuɐǝɯ uǝppıɥ 000 '01 sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ noʎ ʇɐ pǝɹɐʇs ı ˙op pןnoɔ ı ʇɐɥʇ ןןɐ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ 'pǝןıɯs ı

    ˙ʌʇ uo sɐʍ ʇɐɥʍ buısnɔoɟ ʞɔɐq ʇob noʎ 'ʇno pǝssǝɹʇs ןןɐ sɐʍ ı ʇɐɥʇ buıuɹɐǝן uodn ʇɐɥʇ ǝɹoɯ ǝɯ pǝsıɹdns uǝʌǝ ʇı ˙˙˙ǝɯ ɥʇıʍ buoɹʍ sɐʍ buıɥʇǝɯos ʇɐɥʇ pǝɔıʇou noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ǝsıɹdɹns ʎɯ oʇ ǝɯɐɔ ʇı

    ˙ʎɐp ʇɐɥʇ ʇɥbıɹןɐ ʇou sɐʍ ı ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔıʇou oʇ ob noʎ pןnoʍ ɹɐɟ ʍoɥ ǝǝs oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ ı ˙noʎ ɹoɟ ǝɹɐɔ ʇupıp ı

    ˙ɹǝǝq ǝʞıן ןןǝɯs ʇ,upıp noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ʎʞɔnן ʇsnظ sɐʍ ı ¿sqooq ʎɯ buıqqɐɹb uɐbǝq puɐ sɹnoʎ ɟo ʇɹıɥs ʎןןǝɯs ʇɐɥʇ ɥʇıʍ dn ʇob noʎ 'uǝɥʇ puɐ dɐɹɔ ǝʞıן ןǝǝɟ ǝɯ ǝpɐɯ puɐ sǝʇnuıɯ 54 ʇsɐd ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝɯ pǝɹoubı noʎ ¿noʎ oʇuı ʇob pɐɥ ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ˙sqooq ʎɯ buıqqɐɹb uɐbǝq noʎ 'pǝʇɔǝdxǝ sɐ puɐ ˙˙˙ʞɔǝu ʎɯ buıssıʞ uɐbǝq puɐ 'ǝɯ oʇ ʇxǝu ʇɐs puɐ dn ʇob noʎ

    ˙"ɥʇɐǝp oʇ pǝɹoq ɯı" pıɐs puɐ pǝɥbıs ı ןıʇun 'ǝɯ ʇou puɐ ʌʇ ǝɥʇ uo buısnɔoɟ uɐbǝq noʎ ʍɐs ı puɐ

    "¿noʎ oʇ buıɥʇʎuɐ uɐǝɯ ı op"
    "¿ǝɹǝɥ ǝɯoɔ oʇ ǝɯ ʇuɐʍ noʎ pıp ʎɥʍ"
    "¿ǝɹǝɥ buıop ı ɯɐ ʇɐɥʍ"
    "¿ı ɯɐ ʇɐɥʍ"
    "¿ı ɯɐ oɥʍ"
    ˙˙˙puıɯ ʎɯ uı buıɹǝbuıן uɐbǝq sbuıɥʇ ǝsǝɥʇ ןןɐ 'ןןɐɥ ɹnoʎ uı uʍop ʇɐs ı sɐ

    ˙ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ןןǝɟ ʇ,uop noʎ ʍouʞ ı ʍou ʇnq 'noʎ ǝʞıן ı ǝsnɐɔǝq ǝʞıן noʎ ǝɯnɟɹǝd ʇɐɥʇ ǝɹoʍ ı ˙noʎ ɹoɟ poob ʞooן oʇ ʇɹoɟɟǝ ɐɹʇxǝ uɐ ʞooʇ ı ǝsnɐɔǝq sıɥʇ noʎ buıןןǝʇ ɯɐ ı

    ˙ǝןqɐʇdǝɔɔɐun ʎןןɐʇoʇ sɐʍ ɹnoıʌɐɥǝq ɹnoʎ puɐ ɹǝʍoɥs uǝʌǝ ʇupıp noʎ ˙ǝɯ ɹoɟ poob ʞooן oʇ ɥbnouǝ ǝɹɐɔ ʇupıp noʎ

    ˙uʍop ʞɔɐq pǝıן noʎ puɐ sʇıq ʍǝɟ ɐ ǝɯ pǝssıʞ noʎ
    ˙˙˙ʌʇ ǝɥʇ buıɥɔʇɐʍ ɐɟos ǝɥʇ uo ʇɐs ʇsnظ noʎ 'pǝʌıɹɹɐ ı uǝɥʍ

    ˙˙buoɹʍ os ı sɐʍ 'ʎoq

    ˙˙ǝɯ ʍɐs n uǝɥʍ ǝɯ ssıʞ oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ ʇɥbıɯ noʎ pǝɹnbıɟ ı puɐ ˙˙(noʎ ʇnoqɐ pǝʌoן sʎɐʍןɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı ʇɐɥʇ ǝuo ǝɥʇ) ǝןıɯs ɹnoʎ ǝǝs ʇɥbıɯ ı ˙ǝɯ ǝǝs noʎ uǝɥʍ uoıʇɔɐǝɹ ɹnoʎ ɟo puıɯ ʎɯ uı suoıʇɐʇɔǝdxǝ ʍǝɟ pɐɥ ı ˙ɹǝɥʇǝboʇ ʇı ɥɔʇɐʍ uɐɔ ǝʍ os spʌp ǝɯos ʇɥbnoɹq ı ˙˙ǝɔɐןd ɹnoʎ oʇ ʎq bunʍs ı

    ˙ooʇ 'ǝɯ pǝssıɯ noʎ (ʇɥbnoɥʇ ı 'ʇsɐǝן ɹo) ןןǝʇ pןnoɔ ı ˙ǝsnoɥ ɹnoʎ oʇ ʎq ǝɯoɔ oʇ ǝɯ pǝʞsɐ ʎןǝʇɐıpǝɯɯı noʎ

    ˙ǝɯ ʇɔɐʇuoɔ ʇ,upıp noʎ ǝsnɐɔǝq noʎ ʇɐ ʎɹbuɐ sɐʍ ı 'uʍop dǝǝp ɥbnoɥʇ uǝʌǝ ǝuoɥd ǝɥʇ dn pǝʞɔıd noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ʎddɐɥ sɐʍ ı ˙ǝʌoɯ ǝɥʇ ǝʞɐɯ sʎɐʍןɐ pןnoɥs ʎnb ɐ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʌǝıןǝq ʇ,uop ı ǝsnɐɔǝq ʎןdɯıs noʎ pǝʇɔɐʇuoɔ ı ˙˙˙ʎɐpoʇ 'os ˙ǝɯ ʇɔɐʇuoɔ oʇ pǝıɹʇ uǝʌǝ ʇ,upıp noʎ puɐ ʇǝɯ ǝʍ ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ ǝɔuıs sʎɐp ǝǝɹɥʇ uǝǝq sɐɥ ʇı ˙uǝɥʇ ǝɔuıs noʎ ɯoɹɟ pɹɐǝɥ ʇ,uǝʌɐɥ ı

    ˙buıdoןǝʌǝp sı buıןǝǝɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ ʇsnɯ noʎ 'ǝpısuı uʍop dǝǝp ˙uoos ʇɐɥʇ ןǝǝɟ ı ʍoɥ noʎ ןןǝʇ oʇ ǝʞɐʇsıɯ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq ןןıʍ ʇı ʇɐɥʇ ɹɐǝɟ ı ˙ʇǝʎ ʇsnظ noʎ ǝʌoן ı ʇɐɥʇ noʎ ןןǝʇ oʇ ǝbɐɹnoɔ ʇɐɥʇ pɐɥ ʇuǝʌɐɥ ı ʇnq ˙ǝɯ ǝʌoן noʎ ǝɯ pןoʇ noʎ 'ʇǝɯ ǝʍ ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ

    ˙˙noʎ ssıɯ ı

    'x˙ɹɯ ɹɐǝp

    ʇuǝɯʇɹɐdɐ ɹnoʎ ɟo ʇno pǝɯɹoʇs ı ʎɥʍ
     
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    What a pain in the ass......thanks for the movie and tittie squeeze. :toptip:
     
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    If she brought a pizza with the movie she would have been a keeper...no pizza, no notice
     
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    your baby sisters cinnamon ring. :jj:
     
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    Now you know how the rest of the board ALWAYS feels about you.
     
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