why i wish howard would die

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  1. bucketbuddy

    bucketbuddy New Member

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    the flood of tell-all books would be awesome. potential subjects include:

    - gay stuff
    - the wig!
    - jackie's book
    - would robin write a complimentary book or an honest history?

    i don't personally hate howard or wish him dead. i just wanna know the truth.
     
  2. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    Why cant this stuff happen without someone dying? I dont want him to die. I may not like his show as much anymore but i still listen amd its still better than regular radio.
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    His show is shit, but he has a right to live.
     
  4. MobyDick

    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    because when a celebrity dies, that's usually when the really good stuff comes out (if there is any). But I'm not wishing death on him either, it's just a dumb radio show after all and the info isn't going to make my life any better/worse. It would be better if it came out if he was living so then we can all go "HA ha" like Nelson on THE SIMPSONS.
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    He should experience a no-holds-barred roast while he's still alive. Bob Levy and Artie as co-emcees. The lovely and talented Beth O with a leather harness on and a razor bit in her teeth, chained in a set of cross-ties behind Howard. Naked. Having her empty her bladder or bowels during the roast in the cross-ties would be excellent.

    A fishing rod that would lower a hook and snatch Howard's wig off his head would be fun.

    Sour Shoes would provide music for the evening.

    Which guests? Robin and Alison would be near the end of the evening. Maybe Jackie and Artie after that to wrap things up.

    Pay-per-view. I'd watch it.
     
  6. Keyless Chuck

    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    Howard may have a right to live, just not so sure about you yet... :watchingyou:
     
  7. Dick Gozinya

    Dick Gozinya Active Member

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    Is that your guitar? lol
     
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    Macro57 Well-Known Member

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    A huge scandal about Howard like a leaked sex tape or investor scam would be fun. :giggle:
     
  9. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I want Howard to live long enough where Beth has to change his diapers.
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    I'd love to see him just get a good beating
     
  11. bucketbuddy

    bucketbuddy New Member

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    just reiterating i don't wish death on howard. i got neg repped for this, just thinking out loud...
     
  12. SalsMasterShake

    SalsMasterShake Mouthpiece VIP

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    Not only that, but Howard makes virtually EVERYONE sign an ironclad non-disclosure agreement ("NDA") that runs "in perpetuity," omicah (a poster here) confirmed that about his buddy Bigfoot and cited the actual NDA.

    It must be ironclad, because no one has (yet) thought to even challenge it.

    If Buchwald (somehow) outlives Howard, and someone writes a "tell all" book, I bet it STILL gets challenged by Buchwald, even though the law is pretty clear that the NDA can't outlive the actual person that it protects.

    With Howard's genetics, at least based on his parents' longevity, I don't think he'll be shuffling off this mortal coil for some time (unfortunately)...Hell, I want to read that book before I croak! :grouch:
     
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