Why in the Fuck are you smiling?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, Sep 22, 2011.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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  2. Bye You!

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    O M F'in G :eek:
     
  3. GHP

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    Because she's not as big as that cow in the crane
     
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    :lol:

    After some thorough drunken examining of the picture, i have concluded that it really IS some kind of crane-like device, not unlike those on top of Tower One at the WTC, to lift Fatty McFatterson our of her wheelchair (too much trouble to walk all day) and into her bed (too difficult to actually get oneself up) all without her feet ever touching the ground.

    What great advancements our society has made :facepalm:
     
  5. GSD

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    I used a similar type of hoist to lift car engines
     
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    Musta been a mechanic married to a landbeast who invented that thing, then.
     
  7. tomtom

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    She's smiling because the nurse is getting her ready for goatcabin.
     
  8. Vyb

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    :lol: Zing
     
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    Because it's the first time she's been out of bed in 5 years?
     
  10. GHP

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    Hey havoc :hw:
     
  11. Bro

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    She obviously has an overactive thyroid problem.
     
  12. Bro

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    Hi Dark. :D
     
  13. eliasbboy

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    :rofl:

    "...and here's the master bedroom. Over there is a picture of my mother, that chair in the corner was hand made by my grandfather, and there's my cherry picker to get my carcass into the titanium reinforced bed. Let's continue the tour with bathtub. It's in the back yard."
     
  14. Havoc

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    :hat:
     
  15. Schmoopy

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    Is that the real Havoc? :weird::right:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Nah, this Havoc is a broad.
     
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    :jj: Serious?
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Yas. :c
     
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    Sure am. I mean, except for the penis and lack of breasts.
     
  20. Vyb

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    Oh I thought Bro or someone said...

    I dunno. :facepalm: