Why in the fuck does Beth adore Molly?

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    What is that?
     
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    crazycreep Well-Known Member

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    It was pretty embarrassing to hear H grovel for both him and Beth to be in JK's wedding party...very awkward
     
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    The way they talk it seems like JK and Molly are their only friends
     
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    Because Molly (Through her affiliation with Jimmy) knows more A-List Celebs than Howard does of course . . . :coffee:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Beth probably admires Molly because she has actual talent.
     
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    markluke Well-Known Member

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    Because Molly has several attributes that Beth could never have - intelligence, wit, feet smaller than size 12, etc.
     
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    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    Because Jill Martin dumped her sorry talentless ass

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    A viable, fertile uterus.
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Notice the only adjective ever used to describe Beth by a female is sweet.
     
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    Starfucking.
     
  11. crazycreep

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    I guarantee that there's not one person below Broomhilda's socioeconomic status that would describe the cunt as sweet
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    yeah never fun or funny
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    What did "Deep Throat" say, Follow the money" In Beth's case if it can get her closer to a celebrity she latches on like a Pit Bull.
     
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    Beth143nacho The original Dorb VIP

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    answer: somehow, shes getting paid to.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Only people she is nice/sweet to is people who have money or are throwing it at her. Nasty
    [​IMG]. S
     
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    Molly described Beth as, "very sweet". I found that very telling. When I describe my best girlfriends, "very sweet" would be the last thing I say. Beth actually bought Molly blue panties to wear on her wedding day! Howard was so proud and stressed that they were BLUE. Howard thought maybe Kimmel shouldn't know about it, but he said he saw them. I can see Molly holding up those panties and the 2 of them cracking up over it. That was so creepy!
     
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    Because Sarah Silverman is yesterday news.
     
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    I can only imagine the deep, meaningful conversations they have...

    Molly: yeah, so on Sunday I wrote some new sketches for the show and helped Jimmy with his monologue.
    Beth: I posed in a picture next to my dead dog's urn! OMG we're both like so busy!
     
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    Beth picks her friends in much the same way as a GM selects players for a sports franchise. Ultimately, how will this addition to the roster help the team (Beth) get that much closer to a championship (red carpet)? Beth has an advantage over many GM's however, as she doesn't have to deal with a salary cap.
     
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    Beth adores molly and Howard adores jimmy.

    :secret: molly = MDMA, jimmy = penis