Why in the God damn fuck shit am I here at 6:40 a.m. on my day off?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Because I just had to drive Miss Chriza to work :what:

    On a good note, I picked up breakfast! :cheer:

    So let's eat together before I go back to bed
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    9:40
     
  3. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    B/c you're stupid
     
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    Because diners don't open till 7am?
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Early porn store shift. :cwl:
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    you need the attention
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    What are we eating? :buffet:
     
  8. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    my dog tore up a favorite pair of sandals this morning.
    im going to kill that dog.
     
  9. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    :nojj:
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    First up, the BK Southwest Burrito

    This thing is fucking weird


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  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    she sells anal beeds?
     
  12. banksy

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    this is a very hostile thread
     
  13. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    are you in bed, chriza?
    are you naked with mcdonalds and your laptop spawled out?
     
  14. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Where does your boyfriend work? :c
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Now that she's at work, who will be eating her?




    I heard she was all mad at you at some party because you were flirting with some real skanky bitch!
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Seriously

    So far it's a who's who of people who haven't been laid since the bicentennial :smile:
     
  17. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    :yes:
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    No I'm going to be naked and in bed soon though

    I don't own a laptop :nocheer:
     
  19. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Me and Schmoopy and Naz don't appreciate that.
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    pics please