Why is Ben Stern alive?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Mar 14, 2015.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :dontknow:
     
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  2. DrDestouches

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    He consumes the blood of gentile children in his matzos.
     
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I see no flaw in your logic
     
  4. TheMercenary

    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    Sardine sandwiches. Who knew?
     
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    I think "undead" is the proper term in this case.

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  6. blckknight60

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    probably eats healthily and doesnt smoke
     
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    Howard assembled a team of doctors to keep Ben alive and well.
     
  8. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Karloff?

    Paging @AGT Blows
     
  9. Mr Vengeance

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    I have no issue with Ben Stern being alive. He keeps it real.

    His son however........
     
  10. Beth143nacho

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    Because assholes and their families live forever
     
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  11. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I think there's a high probability that one of Howard's parents doesn't make it through the year. They've been conspicuously absent for some time.
     
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    Howard pays for crates of Transylvanian soil to be shipped to his parents' home every month. Ben must rest in the sacred dirt of his homeland to regain his evil power.
     
  13. AmishGirl

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    :dontknow: "I told you not to be stupid, you moron!"
     
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  14. BethOsItchyHem

    BethOsItchyHem Well-Known Member

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    Maybe it's the halibut, or the Nathan's hot dogs.
     
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    Ben created the monster better known as:bethsucks:
     
  16. potroast

    potroast Well-Known Member

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    Beat me to it. :ral:
     
  17. HomeyDClown

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    He must be on Howard's medical, because the illuminati have one hell of a health care program. Or so I have heard.
     
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    Leave the old guy alone. He can't help what his son turned into.
     
  19. AmishGirl

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    Well, let's look at this from another perspective - when their children do well, it's all due to their superior parenting. When not, it's not their fault :rolleye:
     
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    Shut up! Sit down!
     
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