Why is Beth the only person stern won't tear a new one?

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    Why is Beth the only person stern won't tear a new one? I mean Allison was fair game from day 1. His parents, friends, employers. But this bitch is off limits. Why?

    i feel it implies an arranged relationship.
     
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    Because Howard hates to be alone. And if he does anything to run her off he knows he will be alone forever
    cuz of how old, ugly and needy he is.
     
  3. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    Alison could take a little back n forth like an adult and stand her ground.
    Princess Beth is like a 5 yr old who hangs up the phone and sits and cries in the corner.
    Plus, she doesn't argue with Coward or stick up for herself, she says "you know Howard, you're right I understand" so no argument there!
     
  4. rotten

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    Just like he told Mike yesterday. He is "protected" with her. Of course, the first thing Mike goes to is "protected... financially?". Howard says not like that, just meaning someone he cares about always be there for him... So if he is protected with Beth, she is also "protected"
     
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    when she tries to bow out like that on air then you know good n hell well there is a serious ass whoopin waiting for him when he gets home. she makes his life a misery when she gets her way, think of how bad it is when he pisses her off.
     
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    Cause she wears the pants and Howard is a coward
     
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    Beth knows where the old wigs are buried.
     
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    It's in the contract.
     
  9. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Are we just crazy to think like this? Is it possible they could be happy?
     
  10. damuthafnprez

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    old neurotic jews are never happy

    and yes you're all crazy.:coffee:
     
  11. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Howard doesn't want to have to deal with her teenage hissy fits and pouting behavour. She can make his life a living hell when they are together.

    Happy wife, shitty life
     
  12. Quite Frankly

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    He's a billionaire miser pansy, no balls, loves DWTS, loves TV shows geared at 13 year-old girls...is married to a 13 year-old 40 year-old, I'm riffing here like a Beat poet or Lenny Bruce.

    Why would you yell at a retarded Barbie doll if you paid millions for it? Just keep giving it designer handbags, and hope the problems might remain simmering instead of exploding in your face.
     
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    the real reason is that he has painted this perfect picture of beth to the world

    he would have to admit that he was wrong it would be like admitting other shock jocks are better then he is and we can't have that now can we?
     
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    Howard Stern has entertained me for many years and I won't forget that.All you jerkoffs are fair weather fans.FUCK EVERYONE!(Scott Salem)
     
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    Because unlike Allison, Beth is obsessed with her social status and image. Howard talking bad about her could negatively affect her status with the Hampton and Hollywood elite.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    It's like he loves rubbing Beth in Alison's face (so to speak) with how blissfully happy they are.
     
  19. tired

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    Allison was a saint! I just believe that I always will.
     
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    Howard is giftscripted for life :dontknow: