Why Is Howard Hinting That Gary's Marriage Is In Trouble?

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  1. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    A few weeks ago Howard was making fun of Gary's appearance and said it was no wonder that Mary "doesn't want to fuck him any more". Someone in the studio (don't know who) said something like "Oops" and "Uh-Oh" and the subject was abruptly dropped. Then last week when Sour Shoes did his Gary impression, Howard asked how things were going at home and if he was still having sex with Mary. Sour Shoes said yes, which led Howard to ask how often and comment that the frequency had decreased. Other than the fact that he's a miserable prick who enjoys the unhappiness of others, why would Howard bring this stuff up on the air?
     
  2. Mr Vengeance

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    Only Howie projects. No one else!
     
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    I think Fred & Princess Alison have split for sure.

    Also... You might be right about Gary & Mary? You never hear much about Mary anymore?
     
  4. Mulletude

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    If they split, maybe this time Mary will set her sights on marrying a human.
     
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    That's more than enough reason right there. Howard is a miserable prick who enjoys the unhappiness of others.

    Howard also likes to project. So I'm sure he is having sex with the Beefus on only extremely rare occasions now and is insecure about that.
     
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    Howard takes great pleasure and satisfaction in the pain of others.
     
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    Wigward is such a miserable fuck...
     
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    If Howard is miserable. Then everybody has to be...
     
  9. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    This is just a theory, but let me toss it out here and see what you guys think: BECAUSE HE'S A DICK! :dontknow:
     
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    He's a miserable prick who loves the suffering of others

    He's a miserable prick who thinks he can mask that he is having the same issue by making fun of someone else for it.

    He's a miserable prick who puts no effort into his show, so he'll grab at anything he can that is easy and at the expense of someone else.

    He's a miserable prick.
     
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    Btw, I hope Mary leaves him and gets the theater room while Gary gets the stools.
     
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    Till death do they part...
     
  14. Skipnoid

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    Because Howard is a sociopath which is why he deserves all the bashing he gets on here. And any misfortunes he gets in life.
     
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    Listen. Howard's move is to deflect from whatever his real life issues are and his rap is "Hey, if I'm not getting any, then nobody must be getting any." Now listen, are Mary and I separated ? That depends on what you define as "separated". Anyway, what do you do for a living?
     
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    It's hard to fuck someone when they are worried about making an nfl team.
     
  18. tv910

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    It reminds me of back when Artie first disclosed he had previously used heroin. Howard was positively gleeful and mentioned it almost every day for weeks, even after Artie said it made him uncomfortable. He'd be talking to a guest about something completely unrelated and suddenly blurt out "Hey, did you know Artie used heroin?". It's like he tries to make himself seem more together by pointing out everyone else's faults. Unfortunately for him it doesn't work - it's clear to everyone that he's a monster and his personal life is totally fucked up.
     
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    Look, if someone is married more than 20 years, they are lying if they tell you they are having sex with their spouse more than a couple of times a month.
     
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    This.
     
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