Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by The Cocksman, Sep 14, 2014.
Zito is just a Lou Costello looking fidget.
He wants to swap spit
Howard's afraid of his own shadow, so why wouldn't he fear Chuck?
Zito is a real legit tough guy
He was the Hells Angel Prez for years
Because of aids
When did spit become a slang term for semen? I just learned "jizz." I can't keep up with the slang.
What I like is that Howard always dates himself. "What? You think you're a bad ass? Who do you think you are, Chuck Zito?" LOL. It's as funny as when he says something like "She's real full of herself, Robin. She thinks she's this smoking hot chick, like Pam Anderson."
Pam Anderson was a dated hot chick reference 10 years ago. Chuck Zito? Never a good reference. Nobody outside of Stern fans knows who the fuck he is. And he's clearly a fag. But he did introduce Howard to scoop neck t-shirts. So kudos for that.
Zito might be an old broken down douche but he could still kick Howards ass. Hell Gilbert could probably kick Howards ass
Chuck Zito shown how tough he was when Howard asked Tito Ortiz who would win between him and Chuck, he said without a seconds thought he'd destroy him. Chuck heard the whole thing out in the hall and never said a word, never even brought it up when talking to Howard later on
Why is Howard scared of Zito? Howard is probably afraid that Zito will come out of the closet and admit his long term relationship with the King of All Homos. Swapping spits...what kind of asshole talks like that?
Which one of them said swapping spits?
Because Howard not-so-secretly wishes Zito would dominate him and force Howard to blow him.
It goes back to his childhood and getting his ass kicked by female negro teens.
To be honest he's turned a tough guy act in to a job opportunity and in to acting, stunt work etc, apart from a blind side punch to a very drunk Van Damme he's not fought anyone. Also the mark of a good bodyguard/security is not needing to fight and defusing trouble through vocal communication (Like it or not Ronnie is good at this).
Chuck is making a decent enough living with his act and his stint as prez of NY hells angels (which in reality is like white collar boxing, an acceptable less dangerous version of the real thing) will con enough people to think he's legit. Be honest if you thought of this plan you'd do exactly the same, he's not as dumb as some of you think
I had to google Chuck Zito when Howard first mentioned him.
Chuck makes yearly trips to India and rips the hair out from little kids to make Howard's wigs.
Of course he's not going to comment. Tito is a much younger professional. Chuck is a street tough guy with some training. Chuck knew that Tito could take him apart in seconds.
He could save a ton of money by just going to Mexico....or Fresno
I think Zito might be one of the few people who lies about his life and achievements more than Howard. I am sure some of his stories are true, but some of the stuff he comes up with would make an unbelievably ridiculous Sons of Anarchy episode.
I think he's uninteresting and a one-trick pony. Howard just asks him about fucking chicks and that starts Chuck going. He
is gross...well, they both are gross. Chuck thinks very highly of Chuck.