Why is Howard so jealous of Kim Jong Un?

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    He talks about him the same way he does Leno, Mel Gibson, Ryan Seacrest. Anyone that he perceives to be richer or more successful than him and didn't have to "work as hard". He keeps referring to him as "that 28 year old fuck" who inherited everything from his dad. Is Howard really so insecure that he is jealous of a crazed dictator?
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Kim has what Howard craves, the power to make everyone do as he does. People would get one portion of dry fish and a few nuts for every meal, no more meat, soda or any portion that could satisfy hunger. All things fun would be banned because they are potentially dangerous. Howard blows a load thinking of that power and all the emaciated black men with girthy cocks it would create.
     
  3. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    Kim Jong Un sentenced a man to die for laughing before the bereavement of Our Dear Leader was officially over.

    howchie wishes he had that kind of power.
     
  4. jimbronie

    jimbronie Well-Known Member

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    Kim has what every Jew wants, power. Howard thinks money=power but that couldn't be farther from the truth. If you have power you will get money. Very rarely the other way around. With the recent exception of nanny Bloomberg. But even he realizes being the mayor of ny is the most power he can and will ever have. No one In This country would put him or anyone like him in another position of power. So Howard can keep collecting his marboes knowing full well it mean nothing without power.
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    Easy...
    No one and I mean NO ONE can talk about KJU without total reverence.
     
  6. johnnynoname

    johnnynoname Well-Known Member

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    KJU is not jewish
    Howard is jealous of all non jews (which is ironic given that he has turned to Elie Weisenthal in the last couple years )
    therefore, Howard is jealous of KJU

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  7. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    As others have said before. It's Total Power. You get to control what people do, and what they even think.
    Or you, and three generations of your family go to prison forever.
    Anderson Cooper on 60 Minutes did an interview of a guy that had escaped from one. But he'd been born there. A guy in his early 20's that had absolutely no concept of love for anyone. Family included. He just didn't know what it meant.
    If you have the time give it a watch.

    [video=youtube;Lr6Rw0ltFxc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr6Rw0ltFxc[/video]