Why is it so fucking hard to get a goddamn dining decision from someone?

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    I swear, every time a travel somewhere the people I am visiting can never give a fucking suggestion on where to eat. I live 3,000 fucking miles from here. How the fuck do I know what's centrally located to everyone? I fucking swear. I really need to stop visiting my family. :fil:
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Try yelp. nothing better than the customer review. :dontknow:
     
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    Fuck it, we're going to TGIF. :fil:
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Some TGIF waiter is going to have a bad tip day.
     
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    You ever read customer reviews? Some of the most stupid people write those. I used to always read them about our products. Very, very, very, dumb people.
     
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    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

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    Step up and take charge. Is there a town with restaurants? Park on main st. and walk around.
     
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    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

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    That's perfect. Excuse yourself from the table and hang out at the bar.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    People are very serious about food. I'd trust a customer review over a restaurant critic any day.
     
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    Yeah, and then have my mother and nephew's wife complain about every suggestion. :fil:
     
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    Replace "TGIF" with "KFC" and replace "waiter" with "cashier" and replace "have a bad tip day" with "have to clean-up a double-decker in the women's bathroom."
     
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    BLOW ME Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I've decided yelp sucks, and the majority of the people that take the time to write lengthy reviews and take pictures of every move they make are tasteless assholes. Much like a messageboard.

    Just spent 3 months on location and got fucked by yelp reviews 80% of the time. TripAdvisor was much more accurate
     
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    He's gotta drink tonight. There's no way around it.
     
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  13. NipplesAndToes23

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    Get out of my thread, faggot
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    But you do agree some customer reviews are very helpful.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    You can't find decent food in Georgia?
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    Benham Still Better Than You

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    Where are you?
     
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    Virginia Beach
     
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    :jj::prancing::jj:
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Did it make you crazy when you couldn't :fail: them?
     
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    I was already crazy.