Why is it so much fun to stretch out your ball skin?

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  1. rob82

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    Well? Do women enjoy stretching their pussy lips in the same way?
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I wrote my first and only poem in 9th grade at lunch and shared it with my friends. Here goes.

    Ode to a Scrotum

    Oh silly scrotum
    How you sag between my legs when you are warm
    But when you are cold
    You constrict.
     
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    Touching, I'm teary-eyed
     
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    I often wish I had written it under an assumed name. Word spread quickly throughout Rockland High School. I developed a bit of a following. They were begging for more. Alas I faded into obscurity and hid from them like a hermit. I was a recluse. A misanthrope of the highest order. That ode was all I had in me and they refused to believe it. My creative fountain had run dry.
     
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    The J.D. Salinger or Truman Capote of ballsacks. I'm glad to have known you.