Why Is It When You Drop A Deuce....

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  1. Double Blizz

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    Sometimes it floats and sometimes it sinks?
     
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    Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water. :grad:
     
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    Because it's in water.
     
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    goddamn I love you son
     
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    I had a floater this morning :grad:
     
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    haven't had a floater in a while :dontknow:
     
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    Simply fantastic!
     
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    I rarely ever do but since I did it inspired me to make this thread
     
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    Then you need more fiber in your diet. :grad:
     
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    I thought it had to do with fiber and diet :dontknow:
     
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    That

    It's a sign of a poor diet.
     
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    so i need to eat more fiber so my turds float :wtf:
     
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    Ive been eating Raisin Bran in the mornings.
    I used to not like it but I do now
     
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    dense shits sink.
     
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    If they float they are witches
     
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    That was a good story
     
  19. Mr. Potato Head

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    See what he did there? He engaged the customer. :taffer:
     
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    Theater of the mind if you will