Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Double Blizz, Sep 6, 2013.
Sometimes it floats and sometimes it sinks?
Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water.
Because it's in water.
goddamn I love you son
I had a floater this morning
haven't had a floater in a while
I rarely ever do but since I did it inspired me to make this thread
Then you need more fiber in your diet.
I thought it had to do with fiber and diet
It's a sign of a poor diet.
so i need to eat more fiber so my turds float
Ive been eating Raisin Bran in the mornings.
I used to not like it but I do now
dense shits sink.
If they float they are witches
That was a good story
See what he did there? He engaged the customer.
Theater of the mind if you will