Why is jacking off supposedly good for your prostate?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Just an excuse for the doctors to say its ok to wank it alot?
     
  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    It's good to keep your pipes clean.
     
  3. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Why would it be any different than thrusting?
     
  4. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    I'm not one to "look a gift-horse in the mouth"....whatever the fuck that means...........
     
  5. zhukov

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    Jacking off lubricates the prostate.
     
  6. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Um, because thrusting is not always an option...:nojj: :depressed:
     
  7. Boss Ono

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    Fends off the dreaded DSB. :hhh:
     
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    It grows hair on your palms and causes blindness. Are those good things?
     
  9. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    Blindness helps for masturbating in public areas. :jerk:
     
  10. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud Needs a beer VIP Gold

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    Prostate health :yes:
     
  11. newcastlefan

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    you need to clean the pipes occasionally and nothing flushes them out better.
     
  12. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    DSB? :scratch:
     
  13. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    So true my friend. So painfully true. :bigcry:
     
  14. Markijuano

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    Semenal back up is a serious issue. Get the poison oot
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Toxic Sperm Buildup.
     
  16. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Deadly Semen Buildup.
     
  17. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Ah. TSB.
     
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    You should stick your finger up your ass every couple of days and give it a good massage too.
     
  19. Boss Ono

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    Deadly sperm backup. :smile:
     
  20. Boss Ono

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    Close enough. :hhh: