Why is my dog trying to hump me?

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  1. Billy Brown

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    Had his balls chopped when he was a year old.

    WTF?

    He just started this yesterday.
     
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    Just give in to the guy.
    U know you want it.
    @garypagetwo
     
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    I wub my puppy.
    He weighs more than I do.
     
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    You're sexy, William. I'd try to smash, too.
     
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    Just kidding. I'm totally not a faggot.
     
  7. yosemite sam

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    You should let him fuck you in the ass.
     
  8. BaddFunn

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    It's how they establish who runs the pack. The humpee either takes it like a good little submissive dog which lets the humper know they're now the pack leader, or the humpee snaps back at the humper like a boss putting him in his place. The choice is yours who you want to be.
     
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    Best dogs ever! I miss my sammy. :(
     
  10. Lemmy

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    Way to go with the serious answer Cesar. :fil:
     
  11. doughhead63

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    How do you get your dog to stop humping your leg?

    Suck his dick :uhat:
     
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    :oops::console:
     
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    My dog used to hump the shit out of my ex-boyfriend. My fixed, female dog.

    He knew his place.
     
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    Okay, so you're saying Billy is a beta.
     
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    No not at all. Billy's dog is saying that.
     
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    :jj:
     
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  19. Billy Brown

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    I love that.
     
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  20. Billy Brown

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    Plz don't talk shit about my dog.