Why is my grog turning to scrumpy?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Aug 10, 2016.

  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Poor guy's probably dead and those kids are laughing... :no:
     
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    This thread title is why barfus osternsky should still be poty.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It's just a guy falling in a hole. Relax!
     
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    Romania
     
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  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    In my mind, every day, I'll always be Poster of the Year.
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Same as the granny spinning youtube I love. I should go to Romania.
     
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    Romania, i suspect.
     
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    You could be poty pro-tem and take over when phil's bac reaches .1
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    What is Phil's height and weight?
     
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    3'2". With very large, hairy feet.
     
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  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    That's only half a drink to have a .1 bac. I checked the chart.
     
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    What?
     
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    romania
     
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    He calls his drink "prescious".
     
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    Typical lomanian. Vocking dlonks.
     
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