Why is pissing outside so awesome?

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Idk if it's this warm weather but I am enjoying the fuck out of pissing outside. If I have easy access to a washroom I would rather find a good spot in the weeds or woods and let it rip. It's just so gratifying. I feel like a dog marking all my spots. Am I right?
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm afraid I'm gonna become the yellow pee pee monster.

     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I piss off the back deck on a regular basis. the ex's sink used to be my go to spot.
     
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    This
     
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    it's good, man

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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Dude, me too. If I'm watching TV late at night I go out and piss off the porch instead of using the head. I like the moon and stars calming effect as I feedy lawn.
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I like to think it marks my territory and keeps the possums & coons at bay.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I just like the way it feels.
     
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    savage.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    never pee'd or pooped outside, I've used a port-a-potty once
     
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    I piss off the deck all the time. Quick and easy, the way Nature intended.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :boobily:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    There's just something freeing about it.
     
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    The previous owner cunt of my new place pissed in the corner of the detached garage. IN THE GARAGE. 10 acres to spread your scent and that's where you pick? Fuckface.
     
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    assume the position, woman!
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I like to stand on the seat of my mower and pretend to be a fountain. Usually not in the front yard.
     
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    fireant hills are the best. they know when its going to rain so I like throwing a little monkey wrench into their day & give em something to do. you know that heads roll in their little weather dept when i'm done..