why is that a busted face bitch can still turn heads when dressed right

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by jaw_belize, May 29, 2013.

  1. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    i was at the gym tonight
    and the gym manager walked in wearing this booty tight tights type deal like shorts up to the butt

    shit made my dick hard instantly

    but she had a busted face

    and is a lesbian


    sup with that?
     
  2. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Is it true you talk like Austin Powers?
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Testosterone.
     
  4. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Hugh Grant.
     
  5. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    How was the body?
     
  6. boxers

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    I used to deliver shit to Palm Springs, back inna day and would see these fine ass babes in bikinis and shit.....from behind.....drive past and a lot of them were literally 60+......side note we thanked Sonny Bonno for outlawing the G string in public
     
  7. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Do you get the same reaction when a beautiful fat girl walks by?
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    How fat?
     
  9. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    bitch was banging

    srs
     
  10. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    but a overweight woman can lose weight and have the potential of being hot. Someone will a bad face, short of plastic surgery is screwed.
     
  11. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    This chick at my gym can squat 3 plates for reps
     
  12. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    :nocheer: thanks Teeney
     
  13. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Lets start at chubby and work our way up :hhh:
     
  14. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Jaw talks with an English accent, anyone else find it amazing that the official language of a tiny country in Central America is the Queens English?
     
  15. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    There are fatties with potential that are "projects", and then there are the butterfaces with nice bodies that you'd hit and run. Mind vs. Penis.
     
  16. The Cunt

    The Cunt New Member

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    Well this is easy.. you are a ass man
     
  17. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    'ello guvnah! :toptip:
     
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    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    Pass the fish and chips!
     
  19. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Lose the weight first and then we'll talk.
     
  20. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    What are you talking about you are very pretty.