Why is that the majority of members here have never had any anal fissuers?

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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  2. crazypreacher

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  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    if I click on that, will I get fired? :chair:
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I don't believe you :no:
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    oh fuck me i just googled anal fissure :facepalm:
     
  7. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Cause and effect.
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Today I learned here that when you turn 50 the muscles holding in your vagina give out.
     
  9. crazypreacher

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    Oh yeah droppin uterus.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Wikipedia says 310 million women worldwide had their vaginas fall out in 2010.
     
  11. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    So all those Kegel's were for naught? :nocheer:
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It's automatic, they said.
     
  13. crazypreacher

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    I was on a porn industry board and the term "blown out b-hole" was bandied about.
     
  14. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I just chose not to talk about mine.
     
  15. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I hope that none of the ladies on here have their vaginas fall out.




    Although a portable vagina might be handy. :bigthink:
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Did you ever see the video where a guy sits on a glass jelly jar and it breaks in his rectum?
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I googled it and in the middle of all of the fissure pics was a picture of Guy Fieri.
     
  18. Shart Garfunkel

    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase Gold

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    I think I'll wait for the book to come out.
     
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    Did he "accidentally" trip and fall on it?
     
  20. crazypreacher

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    Did the camera operator say "my rectum isn't lacerated. You jelly?"