Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Mar 10, 2014.
if I click on that, will I get fired?
I don't believe you
oh fuck me i just googled anal fissure
Cause and effect.
Today I learned here that when you turn 50 the muscles holding in your vagina give out.
Oh yeah droppin uterus.
Wikipedia says 310 million women worldwide had their vaginas fall out in 2010.
So all those Kegel's were for naught?
It's automatic, they said.
I was on a porn industry board and the term "blown out b-hole" was bandied about.
I just chose not to talk about mine.
I hope that none of the ladies on here have their vaginas fall out.
Although a portable vagina might be handy. :
Did you ever see the video where a guy sits on a glass jelly jar and it breaks in his rectum?
I googled it and in the middle of all of the fissure pics was a picture of Guy Fieri.
I think I'll wait for the book to come out.
Did he "accidentally" trip and fall on it?
Did the camera operator say "my rectum isn't lacerated. You jelly?"