Why Is This Astronaut Crying In Space?

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  1. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You'd cry too if someone shot a blank load in your eye.
     
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    He'd just finished binging on tubes of pizza, muffins, cookies, and lutefisk.
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    He was forced to read all of Chirza's posts.
     
  6. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    I just don't get it. Youre in space. Space for christs sakes. Nobody should be crying in space. Even if you are hurdling toward the sun and death is certain, you smile in the satisfaction of knowing that you are going out like a boss. :pimp:

    Those tears are interesting, though.
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    You try not crying with a tragic mustache like that.
     
  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Impossible, I say.
     
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    Um, have you never listened to "Rocket Man"?
     
  10. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    We are made up of water. Why dont we blob up like the tear?

    Space...you crazy!
     
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    [video=youtube;Vh-O9jwtitI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh-O9jwtitI[/video]

    :tears:
     
  12. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Yes. The songs about some douchey astronaut who gets lonely in space away from his wife. Goes to Mars, says its cold. Needs human interaction, etc.

    That was in the 70s. Since then we've been able to detect millions of other stars. That astronaut wouldnt be bitching if he had the opportunity to seek out planets other that the shit red planet.
     
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    Maybe he was doing some kind of experiment to show people what can happen with a tear? :dontknow:

    Chris Hatfield is cool, he made a song with the Barenaked Ladies from space. He sang to schoolchildren from space and even made his NHL playoff predictions. :jj:
     
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    [video=youtube;xcyuKUtgyZ8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcyuKUtgyZ8[/video]
     
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    Because Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing he can do? :dontknow:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    did the Beatles write that song?
     
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    I hope not. I hate those guys.
     
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    hate is a strong word
     
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    There aren't many black astronauts because they don't like saying , "Yes NASA! No NASA!":nojj: