Why is this not the world's greatest invention?

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  1. wife is a whore

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    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...pf_rd_t=3201&pf_rd_p=1780082482&pf_rd_i=typ01

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    So many great reviews can't all be shills, right? Only down side I could see is having to pre-cook the meat, but I could spend some time cooking up a week's worth of sausage + pork roll, then stick em in a zip loc in the fridge.

    I would miss the Koreans at the Deli, who currently do a wonderful job on my breakfasts, but I'd still see them for cigarettes and occasional lunches.

    Please attempt to crush my dreams before I succumb to free 2nd Day Shipping and have the morning of my birthday end up in frustration worse than drug induced floppy cock and a paid hooker ready for anal.
     
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    A frying pan would be just as easy
     
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    :lol: Was just gonna say I can make one in 4 mins with a toaster and fry pan :lo5:
     
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    guarantee it would taste better from a frying pan too. looks like more useless crap to me.
     
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    because this is........

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    you must be a local :D
     
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    I don't know. The wheel was a pretty good invention. :dontknow:
     
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    so was sliced bread, or so they say.
     
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    I got one for Christmas use it all the time.
     
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    air conditioning is the greatest invention
     
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    :coffee: You're all nuts, the greatest invention ever was toilet paper... think on it
     
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    "Please attempt to crush my dreams before I succumb to free 2nd Day Shipping and have the morning of my birthday end up in frustration worse than drug induced floppy cock and a paid hooker ready for anal. "

    (Kirk Douglas voice) "What is he saying?"
     
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    But toilet paper isn't good for "digging out" all of the "remnants" nor removing all of the "brown."
     
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    Pork Roll is god's gift to NJ.

    You get problems w/ egg leakage, like the bad reviews complain about?

    Yeah, but you got to pay attention to the frying pan. This is:

    -Plug in
    -Start Coffee
    -Fill With Ingredients
    -Take a Leak/Smoke Cigarette
    -Eat Breakfast

    No standing around. No multiple frying pans and timing the toast, egg and meat so everything is hot and ready at the same time.
     
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    That would end up in the corner with the George Foreman grill.
     
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    [video=youtube_share;j8WMXyXBGpM]http://youtu.be/j8WMXyXBGpM[/video]
     
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  18. wife is a whore

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    You might have me on that. We didn't have air conditioners until I was 12, then we got central air a couple years later. I enjoy it more than heat, because you can always bundle up and be warm.
     
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    what about the toilet? the comfort of shitting in your house and not having to deal with the mess is priceless
     
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    Whatever the world's greatest invention may be, can we at least agree that the world's greatest invention is not a breakfast sandwich maker?