why isnt masturbation considered "murder" but abortion is?

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  1. Shivvy

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    makes no sense. youre killing potential children.

    right wing better get on this
     
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    swallowing is cannibalism :grad:
     
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    I guess that means that Schmoopy has killed plenty of potential children. :giggle:
     
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    If masturbation were murder I'd be Hitler :grad:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    is killing ants "murder"? sperm is smaller and less alive than ants. maybe its a matter of size?

    "abortion" is only called murder by inbred christian weenies, you know: the Tea Party.
     
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    Gawd smote down Onan for wackin' it.... :grad:
     
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    I miss you, Froggy.
     
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    This is a dumb thread.
     
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    I guess cuz maybe the other half of the equation is not involved. Not a tough question regardless of "Wing Status"....:dontknow:
     
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    I'd be Pol Pot.

    Let's see how many get this reference. :grad:
     
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    Its shiv's. That doesn't mean its not ok.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm not retarded :rolleyes:
     
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    :rolleye:
     
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    No egg, no murder.
     
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    but pretty good with jack cheese and jalapenos
     
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    That's what I was trying to say, only you said it better.
     
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    When I masturbate it might not be considered murder but it sure as hell is considered abuse. :D
     
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    serial killer

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    and GHP