Why No Beth Fragrance Collection?

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I read the object of Howard's jealousy this morning, Jennifer Lopez makes millions from her perfume line, why no Beth fragrance to benefit the cat spa? It seems a natural extension of her fame, maybe barnyard, kitty litter and boxed wine scents to start.
     
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    "Golddigger"
     
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    Because nobody is going to green light a Beth O fragrance and Howard ain't putting that much into one of her vanity projects. Calendars and children's books are one thing, a fragrance line is another. In between lies Beth's importance to Howard.
     
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    It would smell like Horse Cunt.
     
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    "Robin, some guy on some website is claiming he invented beffs perfume! I have people on this Robin!"
     
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    Please dont give this bitch any more ideas on things she can peddle to the public to fund Bianca's cat hotel.
     
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    Well she must have an incredible sense of smell. I remember when Howard claimed that Beth told him she could smell Ronnie's Mambo from the elevator a few floors up while Ronnie was waiting in their apartment building lobby.
     
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    gold digga was already taken

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    "Herpes" by Beth O. For when you want to leave an impression they'll never forget.

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    European Model - an intoxicating scent with hints of sand, sweat, camel and falafel.
     
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    Well she already has a hair line so....
     
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    The smell of desperation?
     
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    I can't see it happening because it will be an expensive and embarrassing failure - plus, Wigward must be tired of buying Princess Beff's "products" to make it appear that they aren't failures.
     
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    Pluggy is here to break someones nose...:punch:

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    She has a fragrance out!
    It's kind of a two in one deal by the name of Starkist.
     
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  20. Jayla

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    People actually know who Jennifer Lopez is. After 15 yrs, a lot of money and Herculean effort, ppl still don't know Beef from Adam.
     
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