Why no dogs at Chimney Manor?

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  1. Ta Ta Toothy

    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    If Howard & Beth were so in love with the late Bianca, why didn't they ever get another dog? Enough mourning time has passed where it wouldn't feel like it was a replacement. Also, why does Beth only take home cats? I'm sure there must be at least one blind canine at the pound that she could exploit.

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  2. Quality Control

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    Because Beth probably thinks if she gets another dog she'll actually have to love and care for it and she's not about that life. Foster nuggets are easy to exploit for insta, toss back to Consuela and ship out in a week's time before the next batch arrives.
     
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    Nacho is allergic to dogs.

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    I'm allergic to Nacho.
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    I'll buy that explanation. Sounds reasonable.
     
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    Dogs require actual work. You can stick a cat in a room with a litter box and food & water dishes and ignore it.
     
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    Caring for a dog is whole lot different than caring for a cat...dogs require being taken out to do their business, they need walked, they are emotional beings and need to be petted and shown affection. Cats can be left alone for days and just need fresh water and food...they will seek affection for a minute or two and then they walk away...they shit and piss in a box. Howard and Beth cannot be bothered with caring for another dog...too much work and investment in their time...time Beth needs to take selfies and "write" children's books and time that Howard needs to scrapbook and do paint by numbers watercolors.
     
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    Dogs can spot bad people, so it would just be Howard and Beef hiding from their dogs all day.
     
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    I think she is getting paid a ridiculous salary from nsal
     
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    I'm quite positive that when the 10 million dollar closet renovation is complete in Florida, we will have an announcement of their new dog. Beth has wanted another dog for years, but retro fitting a doggie lift for top shelf shoe closet photo ops was seen as too cost prohibitive at Chimney Manor or the 'apartment'. The harness and lift kit being installed at the place down south will be state of the art and include all of the bells and whistles. With proper training, they might even be able to teach Moose to operate it by herself.

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    :p

    That's great. lol
     
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    Dog people aren't as weird as cat people. They would never buy into mooose's bullshit.
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    :giggle:I can just picture that...