Stern Show Why not make a movie about Howard's time at Jewish summer camp

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  1. DDragon

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    That's the movie I would have liked to have seen, not the failed High School years animated crap. I know its too late now, they could have made this back in the 90s for a couple of mill and it would a made more than back its budget. You've seen Wet Hot American Summer, it could have been done in a similar style.
     
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    They did its called The Day the Clown Cried
     
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    You could have did it for less than 5 mil and it woulda made 20m. I thought Howard liked money?
     
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    It's on Howard's "list".
     
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    Because his summer camp stories are 90% fabricated lies and Howard would have to pay the tapes team to go through all the bullshit he has claimed over the years to make sense of anything that could be used as a storyline.
     
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    Howard would be the Bradley Cooper character that takes it up the ass.
     
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    Because he is in his 80s now and camt play the part of a teenager. If he can't be the centerpiece of the movie then he won't do it. Go listen to Pat cooper about Howard's late night show appearances. He's in A company baby.
     
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    you mean when he literally did nothing at camp that he claims he did?
     
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    Thanks for that pitch.

    We appreciate you coming in.

    Katie will see you out. Be safe!
     
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    You could have a whole storyline about how he dedicated himself to mastering the art of dishwashing. That would sell tickets.
     
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    If they made a movie about Howard's camp life, it would have to be a porno because there would be way too much fucking for a mainstream movie.
     
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    I was a counselor at a Jewish summer camp, I can tell you first hand nothing of interest went on.
     
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    OK. Everyone can relax now.

    I found the actor to play Howard.

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    Matzah Balls

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    someone photoshop please
     
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    does anyone have YouTube videos of these stories. I only see George Takei telling his story about sucking off a camp counselor for the 100th time. I have not heard Howard's "camp stories".

    It would have been really cool if they put out cartoons to animate some of Howard's dumb stories though, a movie no. They could probably easily pay for some little animations to put out if they still cared at all.
     
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    back right
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    Counselor Stern
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    @Benjamen has a few others in his private collection
     
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    @33:00


    Here's an old thread with some juicy stories...
    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/unauthorized-howard-stern-biography.137344/page-2
     
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    As it happens I made a little audio slideshow last night where I added photos and facts to one of Howard's camp counseling stories, which aired on Sternthology yesterday:

     
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