why so some turds float?

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  1. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    i know that most sink, but a few float.
    just asking for a friend.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Fiber
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    air
     
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    because of fiber which floats and fat which also floats.
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Why? Did you see Gary fall into the sea?
     
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    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    You do ask the most intriguing questions
     
  7. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    thnx i'll inform my friend
     
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    Why does some poop float?

    (Question submitted by High Rise)
    Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water. Poop with a high fat content will also float.

    http://www.heptune.com/poop.html
     
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    When you drop her off at the pool?
     
  11. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    air :jj:

    NO
     
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    this is a gross place to be. I'm going to bitch up the evening shitfest
     
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    :jj:
     
  15. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    :bigthink: gas, fat........
     
  16. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    yeah it's smelling pretty rancid. do you like the smell of your farts smhaaart?
     
  17. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    They float because they weigh less than the water they displace.
     
  18. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    truthfully, sometimes. :jj: how about you Geo?

    edit, I am curious about the smell. I wouldn't say I like it
     
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    They floooat. And when you're down here you'll float too!!!!
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  20. wicked smaaaht

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    :snoopy: