Why the fuck are eggs still so expensive?

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  1. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    It's pissing me off.
     
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    Suck a dick Chriza
     
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    Just bought a carton of 18 today for $3.19. Seems reasonable to me :dontknow:
     
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    the oil they feed the chickens did not go down in price.
     
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    3.19 is a lot of money to this guy.
     
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    I get egg lands best 5.00 for 18. Kinda hard to beat 6 meals for 5 bucks...
     
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    try Aldi
     
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    bird flu. wiped 'em out.
     
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    I'm happy to say I wouldn't know if a dozen eggs is 20 cents or 20 dollars
     
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    No.
     
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    Mother fucker.
     
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    lol
     
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    my parrot lays 1 egg a month so i can let you have 12 really small eggs a year, but because of the rarity of these eggs i will have to charge a premium: $150 ea.

    I know its a high price but where else can you get eggs from birds raised on lox and sable from Zabar's and fresh vegetables from Fairway?
     
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    Show off
     
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    Go yell at kids on the subway
     
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    you eat parrot eggs? :puke:
     
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    i don't, but you can. they are just chickens. people eat quail eggs, ostrich eggs, some probably eat parrot eggs.
     
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    why would i yell at people on the street? i'm not KvK.