Why the fuck isnt' my car driving me around yet? Why do I still have to pay attention while driving?

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Or at least pretend to be paying attention.


    I am ready for self driving cars. Lets go with this already. I'm already to bet right now that it's probably going to be hella safer than it is now.

    :cmon:
     
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    Do a headstand in this and you'll get pushed around

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    Dave how can you afford a self-driving car when you can't even afford to give Dawg $5 a month?
     
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    How about you just take the bus?
     
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    Ugh. F'N Dave. :facepalm:
     
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    you'll be long gone before self driving cars are on the streets, dave :rip:
     
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    I'm not reading this bullshit, Dave. I'm too high. Go to bed.
     
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    They already have lane assist and cars that park themselves. In less than 10 years you won't be able to buy a car that doesn't drive itself.
     
  11. LonghornJ

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    Woah, tough crowd tonight
     
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    you were tougher last night.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    You were all like, "fat drunk and pissed on is no way to go through life, KJ."
     
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    Words to live by right there
     
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    and something about "i'll piss all over your hair, ears, and back."

    :jj:
     
  16. LonghornJ

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    Gentlemen, please... this is about self driving cars
     
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    This is A-list banter right here.
     
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    Yes, I cant wait to get in one of these to drive, ride to work. :c
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  20. Daveindiego

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    That is a 1.5 on the funny scale of 1 to 5. :nojj:
     
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