Why the hell do fingernails and toenails have to grow so much?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Goddamn, I hate having to cut my finger nails and toe nails. And why the fuck are they called "nails" anyway? Fuck 'em...:cuss:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I have to cut mine every week. I'm like Wolverine over here.
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    ...cuz toe staples would sound stupid
     
  4. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    That shit sucks, right? :dontknow:
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Hate it. I cut mine way low to buy myself some time, but it just kinda looks like I chew 'em

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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Men with long fingernails look like fags.