Why was Jon Hein a "no show" on Fallon?

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    A typical talk show has 2 guests and a musical performance.

    And usually the interviews last about 10 minutes for the first guest and 5 minutes for the 2nd guest.

    But Fallon has 3 guests and a musical performance.

    And Gary is the 3rd of those 3 guests (after that Footloose Guy and Elizabeht Mitchell).

    So Gary will have like 3-4 minutes to talk.

    And if Jon were to be with him, then there would be no time to chat because you'd have to introduce Jon.

    And nobody gives a fuck who Jon is.

    They only care about Bob Abooey.
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    I thought that dreams belonged to other men :bigcry:
     
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    He has to get that Tit sweat under control before he makes any more appearances.
     
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    Hopefully
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    The freight elevator at 30 Rock is probably out of service

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    Thank you Mr. Higgins.....we have seen them on every coast.
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    they weren't a fan of his shirt.

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    Maybe Jimmy's show is sponsored by Burger King :grad:
     
  10. Ruffypup

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    You and me we should be dancing in the sheets :wub:
     
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    They put ketchup on his burger, he had to wait for a re-fire
     
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    I saw him at wendys
     
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    If VH1 is smart they'll dump kinderlust baby huey and make it all about Booey, that would eliminate most of the creepy/awkward factor from that fucking trainwreck.
     
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    Great idea. And it would be fucking awesome content for the Stern show AND The Wrap Up Show.

    But having 2 hosts was never a good idea.

    Especially with their stupid banter.
     
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    Did he finally lapse into a diabetic coma?
     
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    Except for talk-show appearances, I think Ba Ba Heiny come as a package.
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    that hein is scarey looking...
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    The two of them must spend 10's of dollars on their clothing.

    I'm fairly certain I donated some of those clothes to Goodwill.
     
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    the rags i wash my car with are better than his shirt.