Why was Santa such a faggot to Rudolph?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Putting up Christmas decorations and decided to play the classic Christmas TV specials on my Emby Media server..
    anyway I am listing to Rudolph and mother fucker is Santa is just one miserable cunt..




    Donner: Hey Santa we just had this big nosed baby deer..

    Santa: Wow look at that big nose.. I ain't letting that Heeb pull my sleigh

    Donner: Yea fuck my son he is a total faggot and will never accomplish shit with that nose


    the ending..


    Santa: Hey drunky nosed deer... I know I treated you like 1/2 a fag to the point of a mental breakdown, having to
    hang out with a dentist pedo elf, almost dying and having to go through all kinds of horrible shit to survive

    BUT won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

    Roudolph: I would love to Santa


    the moral, reindeer are low self esteemed retards


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    Santa is a god damn son of a bitch . He watches kids with that magic snow ball that dirty perv
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Remember, Kringle is a ginger, they have no souls.
     
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    She thinks I'm cuuuuuute.....
    That's my favorite :wub:
     
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    Second favorite
     
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    she was the only good one ... her and Charlie in the Box
     
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    Such. A. Jerk :biting:
     
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    year without a santa claus?
     
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    Charlie In The Box had his way with that doll

    just saying
     
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    Think she preferred the trunk on that elephant...
    Slutty Ginger spinner....
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    you are sick

    :wub:
     
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    Fuck Burl Ives too..fat unfunny piece of shit!
     
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    If you rearange the letters in Santa you get Satan!
    Both wear red suits and have beards.
     
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    That "et al" gets me every time!!
     
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    Cheers is the best show ever
     
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    That's my third favorite!
    No, that one is Santa clause is coming to town
     
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    Hmm, I always felt that the gun that squirted jelly was a kindred spirit. I can't say why.
     
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