Why wasn't Howard at the Oscar's?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dilly, Mar 4, 2014.

  1. dilly

    dilly Well-Known Member

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    Why wasn't the king of all media at one of the biggest media events of the year?
     
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    Wgaf
     
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    They don't allow horses in that auditorium, silly
     
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    I'm sure he had to comfort his blow-up doll wife who spent hours and hours crying from missing the event...She feels that she deserved to be in that celebrity whoring selfie....
     
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    "I did everything in my power for them to move the show to New York, honey, but you know how it is. That evil Jay Leno put a stop to it. Now lemme get some sleep! It's 7:30 for gods sakes!"
     
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    Strange...Howard tells us over and ever that he's part of Hollywood.
     
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    oh man imagine the whorse at the fckn oscars...:lawsy:LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
     
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    "Oh there's Ellen! I know Ellen! Hey Ellen! You like animoes! And I like animoes! :yay: "
     
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    The Oscar's are a parade of hot chicks. Beth would just blend into the background. Better to go to the NSAL where she can be the big fish in the small pond.
     
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    Her cats know all to well

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    why didn't Ellen invite me??? she had extra tickets and could have seated me in the front!!!!!! I thought she was my friend...I wove animoes.....
     
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    Because the "Cool Kids" He and the Whorse hung with in Mexico have put the word out..........................DO NOT WANT!!!!
     
  16. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    He knew Beth would make a fool of herself, trying to star fuck and talk to the real celebrities about how she wants to get back into movies, etc, etc. Plus the looks he would get by bringing the gold digger there would be embarrassing.
     
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    but he and Ellen are Best friends now...they shared secrets about their "abusive" childhood...
     
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    It took a couple of years, but Warmth finally wrote a post that made me laugh. Hunh.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Yeah Howard she probably likes, but I'm sure Ellen knows who Beth really is and probably mutters "dipshit" under her breath after talking to her. I can't see anyone really liking Beth. She's just too obvious.
     
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    You're such a drama queen :rolleye: