Why wasn't Howard satisfied with his first nose job?

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  1. GivRodnyachance

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    I take umbrage with you sir! What on gods green earth is wrong with this look?
    The earrings in both ears for a 60yr old man?
    The sparkling new 20yr teeth in a crypt keeper face?
    The new chin?
    The shaved schnoz?
    The wig? (many older men wear a piece)
    The hipster hat popular with young fools in brooklyn?
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    He is a very ugly man & his new BEAVER teeth make me laugh EVERY TIME I see them..............
     
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    my teeth grow naturally.
     
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    1) Howard is never satisfied. He wont get a refund/freebie if he was.

    2) Howard look like shit because he is a "chosen one". They have been inbreeding for 5000 years and explains why so many of them are mentally ill (like Howard). Obsessed with gold, ruling the world and secret meetings with the Elders of Zion.

    3) Howard is gay. Since he is mentally ill he cant manage relationships. He therefore pays men to fuck them. Since Howard cant say goodbye to a single Shekel he have other people paying for his lovers. Ralph was payed by E-TV /HowardTV. Varvatos by NBC.
    When your gay lover is also your stylist = bad style.
     
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    it seems that all of Howard's plastic surgeries have made him look worse and worse. By now he looks exhausted
     
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    Even odder, to me, is that many of his selfies show a subtle cleft in his new chin. For all the effort he once placed into ridiculing Michael Jackson's enhanced hair, noses and chin, it would appear he has become Michael Jackson.:facepalm:
     
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    exactly, Art!
     
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    Even though username is mentally defective, I was able to locate a rare photo:
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    Behold one of the actual Elders of Scion:rolleye:
     
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    Was his penis nose intentional either by Howard or the doctor?
     
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    Because he's a hideous monster.
     
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    Penis nose for a Dickhead, Transformation complete